Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Friday October 4, 2012.  Things We can Learn from a Dog…….  

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. 
 
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. 
 
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. 
 
When it’s in your best interest, always practice obedience. 
 
Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory. 
 
Take naps and always stretch before rising. 
 
Run, romp, and play daily. 
 
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. 
 
Be loyal. 
 
Never pretend to be something you’re not. 
 
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. 
 
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. 
 
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. 
 
Thrive on attention and let people touch you. 
 
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. 
 
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. 
 
When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body. 
 
No matter how often you are criticized, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout. Run right back and make friends.  
 
Woof, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people, and whatever you do, 
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! Emoji
 
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY 
 Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. – Margaret Thatcher
In China, when you’re one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you. – Bill Gates
It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple. – Rabindranath Tagore
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain
Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. – Leslie Nielsen
Matrimony isn’t a word, it’s a sentence. – Eddie Cantor
Gray hair is God’s graffiti. – Bill Cosby
We must take change by the hand or rest assuredly, change will take us by the throat. – Winston Churchill
 
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
From a Southwest Airlines employee: “Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.” 
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “No, we’re okay, now that we’re not murdered”.
Answer: Joy Ride! In “Joy Ride”(2001), three teenagers take a road trip and decide to play a prank on a truck driver by pretending to be a pretty girl over the CB. The prank goes bad, however, and the kids soon find themselves fearing for their lives. Fuller said this quote when a different truck driver approached their car to see if they needed any help. Fuller was played by Steve Zahn, who I think is one of the funniest actors who always gets great lines.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “What do you love about music?” “In a word? Everything”.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Find a short hidden message in the list of words below.
carrot fiasco nephew spring rabbit
sonata tailor bureau legacy corona
travel bikini object happen soften
picnic option waited effigy adverb
report accuse animal shriek esteem
oyster 
ANSWER:  Starting with the first two words, Take the first and last letters, reading from left to right. Example: Carrot fiascO “from these pairs” the message is as follows: CONGRATULATIONS CODE BREAKER
 
Friday’s Quizzlers is……….
For each of the following clues, what is a synonym that contains the letters CAT? 
 
1.Baseball position 
2.Copy 
3.What you get with a doctor’s prescription 
4.Underground cemetery 
5.Time off from school or work 
6.Ten-event contest 
7.Disaster 
8.Mimic 
9.Cows 
10.Teacher
 
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