Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Friday November 9, 2012.  Computer Error Messages…  

Contrary to what you might have read, these are not actual error messages, but are fun nonetheless.

Your file was so big.

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek

Cannot be located, but

Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

Program aborting:

Close all that you have worked on.

You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.

This thousand-dollar screen dies

So beautifully.

With searching comes loss

And the presence of absence:

“My Novel” not found.

The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao-until

You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course.

Of little worth is your ire.

The network is down.

A crash reduces

Your expensive computer

To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:

Death, taxes and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,

But the water has moved on.

This page is not here.

Out of memory.

We wish to hold the whole sky,

But we never will.

Having been erased,

The document you’re seeking

Must now be retyped.

Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do,

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! Emoji


Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.
Bill Gates
Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that’s sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar.
Doug Coupland
And I figured out that the reason I couldn’t get through the day as well as I can now is because I had too many things on my mind, on my plate, you know, for one person to have. So I started to eliminate some of the things that were too heavy to carry and unnecessary. Erykah Badu
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.
He knocks. A lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. He says, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t do wonders cleaning this up, I’ll eat every chunk of it.”
The salesman says, “Why do you ask?” She says, “We just moved in and we haven’t got the electricity turned on yet.”.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “You’re a lying Irish prostitute from Portland and you used me to get Jack Reed to marry you!”  “No, I didn’t. I just want us to be friends.”
Answer: Reds! In this scene playwright Eugene “Gene” O’Neill (Jack Nicholson) has just given a poem to free spirit journalist Louise Bryant (Diane Keaton), professing his love for her and hoping they can be a couple. However, Louise tells Gene that she and John Reed (Warren Beatty) were just secretly married. O’Neill is at first stunned by this news, then angry, and then says line one. Louise replies with line two. “Reds” tells the true story of journalist John Reed, who had strong Communistic leanings and hoped to transfer the spirit and idealism of the Russian Revolution to the American labor movement. Intertwined in this background is the personal relationship between Reed and Louise Bryant. This movie is similar to “Patton” and “Lawrence of Arabia” in that it tells the story of real people living in historical times (as opposed to fictional characters set in historical times like those in “Gone with the Wind” and “Titanic”).
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “That place at the base of a woman’s throat? You know – the hollow here – does that have an official name?”  “Good God, man, pull yourself together.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Two brothers from Kenya were preparing their boats for a day of fishing on Lake Victoria. The younger and less experienced brother was confused when he saw a thick brown cloud near the middle of the lake. He wondered if something had caught on fire and asked his brother if they should check for any victims. Upon seeing the cloud, the older brother laughed and assured his brother that as long as they steered clear of the cloud, no one would be hurt. At the end of the day the younger brother laughed at his mistake and even appreciated the cloud as he ate his dinner. What was that mysterious cloud?
ANSWER: The cloud was a huge swarm of midges. These insects breed in enormous clouds containing billions of midges and even early European explorers were fooled by this ‘smoke’. As it was suggested above, it is very common for locals to catch midges, pat them into small cakes, deep fry them, and eat them. Bon appetit…
Friday’s Quizzlers is……….
What is the common phrase represented in this rebus?
4:37 P.M. = Euro, Pound, Dollar, YenEmoji

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at   MY FAVORITE LINKS2 CHECK OUT:, 

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