Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

2_Feet_Of_SnowWELCOME to Friday December 7, 2012.   Memories……  

An 80-year-old couple was having problems remembering things so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
 
When they arrived at the doctor’s, they explained the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
 
The couple thanked the doctor and left.
 
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asks, “Where are you going?”
 
He replies, “To the kitchen.”
 
“Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
 
He replies, “Sure.”
 
She then asks him, “Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?”
 
“No, I can remember that.”
 
She then says, “Well I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you’ll forget that.”
 
He says, “I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”
 
She replies, “Well I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down.”
 
With irritation in his voice, he says, “I don’t need to write that down I can remember that.” He then storms into the kitchen.
 
After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.
 
She stares at the plate for a moment, looks up accusingly and says, “You forgot my toast.” 
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! Emoji
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY 
Leadership is solving problems. The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help or concluded you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership.
Colin Powell
Pick the day. Enjoy it – to the hilt. The day as it comes. People as they come… The past, I think, has helped me appreciate the present – and I don’t want to spoil any of it by fretting about the future. Audrey Hepburn
All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. Brian Tracy
And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. Friedrich Nietzsche
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
 When I arrived for my daughter’s parent-teacher conference, the teacher seemed a bit flustered, especially when she started telling me that my little girl didn’t always pay attention in class and was sometimes a little flighty. “For example, she’ll do the wrong page in the workbook,” the teacher explained, “and I’ve even found her sitting in the wrong desk.”  “I don’t understand that,” I replied defensively. “Where could she have gotten that?” The teacher went on to reassure me that my daughter was still doing fine in school and was sweet and likeable. Finally, after a pause, she added, “By the way, Mrs. Johnson, our appointment was for tomorrow.”.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Vanity. Definitely my favorite sin.”
Answer: The Devil’s Advocate (1997) John Milton/Satan (Al Pacino) breaks the fourth wall as he congratulates himself on the beauty of his diabolical scheme. Satan’s spawn, Kevin Lomax (Keanu Reeves), has deluded himself into believing that his successes in the courtroom were of his own doing.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “I’m going to be baptized.”
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
I have two arms and a back,
Supported by four legs.
But there is something I do lack,
Actually, I have no eyes to see.
I also cannot move around,
Or at least, not on my own.
Unfortunately I can make no sound,
Except perhaps a squeak.
If you chop off my head,
You are left with a hair.
If you chop off my tail,
Only tea is left there.
One more clue I will add,
Is that you often use me.
Yet you barely ever notice,
In fact I’d much rather be a tree.
What am I?
ANSWER: A Chair.
 
If you chop off the first letter, you are left with “hair”.
If you chop off the last letter, you are left with “chai”. 
Friday’s Quizzlers is……….
In each sentence the name of a tree is hidden. The willow is hiding in the first sentence. Can you find the others? 
 
1. I will owe you a favor if you drive me to the airport.
2. I am afraid of going up in elevators.
3. Drinking cocoa keeps me warm on long winter nights.
4. I hope the map leads us to buried treasure.
5. “Eat another bonbon,” said our charming hostess.
6. Nepal may be the most interesting place I have ever visited.
7. Remember to fold the map, please.
8. I feel many lumps in this mattress.
9. Word processing is not as useful as pens and paper for creative brainstorming.

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases!  EmojiLike this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.   https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/   MY FAVORITE LINKS2 CHECK OUT: http://www.slampi.org. http://www.hopeBUILD.org. http://www.wcscatering.com. 

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