Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

21640_492699984107882_2030514793_nWELCOME to Monday December 10, 2012.   Da Rams…..  

You know I think it’s kinda nice when your home town football team that you never ever ever gave up on wins another game! First we beat San Francisco 49’s and this week we beat Buffalo.  All I heard this past week was that we were going to be destroyed and humiliated by Buffalo. They must have confused the St. Louis Rams with the Arizona Cardinals.  Can I get a Ops MY BAD!, from somebody? The bottom line is that after years of hanging out on da bottom the Rams are finally winning again, step by step, game by game.  We can take it just one game at a time.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! Emoji
 Surely God would not have created such a being as man, with an ability to grasp the infinite, to exist only for a day! No, no, man was made for immortality. Abraham Lincoln
This revolution, the information revolution is a revolution of free energy as well, but of another kind: free intellectual energy. It’s very crude today, yet our Macintosh computer takes less power than a 100-watt bulb to run it and it can save you hours a day. What will it be able to do ten or 20 years from now, or 50 years from now? Steve Jobs
I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years. Warren Buffett
Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant day into your answers.
Rainer Maria Rilke 
We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. Friedrich Nietzsche
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down. Mitch Hedberg
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wants more than a written report: he wants video of his wife’s activities.  A week later, the detective returns with a tape. They sit down together and proceed to watch it.  Although the quality is less than professional, the man sees his wife meeting another man! He sees the two of them laughing in the park. He sees them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He sees them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He sees a dozen activities shared by the gleeful man and woman.  “I just can’t believe this,” the distraught husband said.  The detective says, “What’s not to believe? It’s right up there on the screen!”  The husband replied, “I can’t believe my wife is so much fun!”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I’m going to be baptized.”
Answer: Life With Father (1947) Clarence Day (William Powell) is undisputed master of his comfortable 19th century home, until he’s unable to explain to his growing children why he has never been baptized. When his wife Vinnie (Irene Dunne) goes behind his back to make all the arrangements, he’s finally trapped. 
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “Hang on a minute, lads. I’ve got a great idea.”
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
In each sentence the name of a tree is hidden. The willow is hiding in the first sentence. Can you find the others? 
1. I will owe you a favor if you drive me to the airport.
2. I am afraid of going up in elevators.
3. Drinking cocoa keeps me warm on long winter nights.
4. I hope the map leads us to buried treasure.
5. “Eat another bonbon,” said our charming hostess.
6. Nepal may be the most interesting place I have ever visited.
7. Remember to fold the map, please.
8. I feel many lumps in this mattress.
9. Word processing is not as useful as pens and paper for creative brainstorming.
ANSWER: 1. Willow  2. Pine  3. Oak  4. Maple  5. Bonsai  6. Palm  7. Apple  8. Elm  9. Aspen
Monday’s Quizzlers is……….
What phrase is represented below?
Finish Fin ish

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases!  EmojiLike this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at   MY FAVORITE LINKS2 CHECK OUT: 

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