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whiningdemotivatorWELCOME to Tuesday March 26, 2013.  Resurrected Rabbit… 

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.
 
Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
 
“I feel terrible,” he explained, “I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it.”
 
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
 
Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved it’s paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50 meters, turned, waved and hopped another 50 meters. The man was astonished. He couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s spray can!!
 
He ran over to the woman and demanded, “What is in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?”
 
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: “Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! Emoji
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY 
“You now can take pocket knives on commercial airlines. And you can also take pool cues on commercial flights. This is great news if you’re a knife-wielding pool hustler.” -David Letterman
“New research shows that eating organic foods can make people more arrogant and judgmental. In fact, eating just one handful of organic bean sprouts has the same effect as driving 1,000 miles in a Prius.” -Jay Leno
“In a survey of 35 cities, Los Angeles ranked second-to-last in intelligence. Residents of L.A. were outraged after the report was slowly explained to them.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
 Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument.  “Are there two pints in a quart or four?” asked one.  “There be two pints in a quart,” confirmed the proprietor. They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order. “Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for us.” The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the fellows called out to the proprietor at the other end of the bar, “You did say two pints, didn’t you?”  “That’s right,” he called back, “two pints.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “When an individual acquires great power, the use or misuse of that power is everything. Will it be used for the greater good or will it be used for personal or destructive ends? Now this is a question we must all ask ourselves.”
Answer: X-Men: The Last Stand! This quote is said by Professor Xavier (Patrick Stewart) as he addresses students at his school for mutants. He is attempting to keep them from abusing the gifts they have received. He wants them to use their powers for the well-being of others instead of for self-gain. The movie costars Hugh Jackman, Sir Ian McKellan, and Halle Berry. It is the third installment of the “X-Men” movies. In this one, the X-Men must fight one of their former teammates, Jean Grey (Famke Janssen), who has trasferred to Magneto’s (Sir Ian McKellan) side. Magneto attempts to defy the company who has invented what they call a cure for the mutant gene. Wolverine (Jackman), Storm (Berry), Rogue (Anna Paquin) and Iceman (Shawn Ashmore) must fight Magneto before he ends the human race. The trilogy follows a group of good mutants as they fight to stop evil mutants from taking their revenge on the humans who have shunned them. The good mutants must also resist the prejudice coming from humans, who do not realize that these are the creatures protecting them from harm.  
 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I could more easily forgive his vanity had he not wounded mine.” 
 
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
 I live above a star, and yet I never burn,
I have eleven neighbors, and yet none of them turn,
I am visited in sequence, first, last or in between,
PRS (& sometimes Q) are my initials,
Now, tell me what I mean.
ANSWER: The ”7” on the telephone keypad
(new ones have the letter Q with the PRS)
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
The following sentences have two blanks that can be filled with two words that are anagrams of each other. Please find those words.
1. The mathematician turned out to be a friend to Mary. He not only was a great math _____, but he would also take her ______ fishing after the lessons.
2. Speech is silver, but that doesn’t give one __________ to ramble on about nothing. After all, __________ is golden.
3. The ambassador was going to need a police ________ for that particularly violent ________ of the city.
 

Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases!  EmojiLike this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.   https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: http://www.slampi.org. http://www.hopeBUILD.org. http://www.wcscatering.com. www.Eucman.freedom10.com.

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