Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Thursday August 29, 2013.  Cancel Your Credit Card before you Die..

Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and the Bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been 0 when she died, but now somewhere around $160.00. A family member placed a call to the Bank.
Here is the exchange :
Family Member: ‘I am calling to tell you she died back in January.’
Bank: ‘The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.’
Family Member: ‘Maybe, you should turn it over to collections. ‘
Bank: ‘Since it is two months past due, it already has been.’
Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?’
Bank: ‘Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!’
Family Member: ‘Do you think God will be mad at her?’
Bank: ‘Excuse me?’
Family Member: ‘Did you just get what I was telling you – the part about her being dead?’
Bank: ‘Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor.’
Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member: ‘I’m calling to tell you, she died back in January with a 0 balance.’
Bank: ‘The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.’
Family Member: ‘You mean you want to collect from her estate?’
Bank: (Stammer) ‘Are you her lawyer?’
Family Member: ‘No, I’m her great nephew.’ (Lawyer info was given)
Bank: ‘Could you fax us a certificate of death?’
Family Member: ‘Sure.’ (Fax number was given )
After they got the fax :
Bank: ‘Our system just isn’t setup for death. I don’t know what more I can do to help.’
Family Member: ‘Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won’t care.’
Bank: ‘Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.’
(What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family Member: ‘Would you like her new billing address?’
Bank: ‘That might help…’
Family Member: Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Cleveland, Ohio!
Bank: ‘Sir, that’s a cemetery!’
Family Member: ‘And what do you do with dead people on your planet???’
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t
forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
John Ruskin
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
Miguel de Unamuno
One’s art goes as far and as deep as one’s love goes.
Andrew Wyeth
In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.
John Muir
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
‘I’m O. K. But I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,’ he answered.
‘What did he say,’ asked the nurse.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “The day that I sell out my countrymen will be the day that I put a bullet through my own head”
Answer: Patriot Games! While in London delivering a lecture, a civilian Dr. Jack Ryan spoils an assassination attempt on the British Royal Family by a renegade faction of the Irish Republican Army. After escaping from custody and in order to settle a personal vendetta for Ryan killing his younger brother while thwarting the assassination attempt, IRA member Sean Miller targets the Ryan family. Ryan is subsequently brought into the CIA full time and works to eliminate the threat from Miller and this splinter group. This quote is from a scene where Jack Ryan squeezes an IRA representitive for information on the men gunning for his family. He will later get the information he was looking for after unwanted attention is placed upon the IRA. 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “For you to get involved here, its like sleeping with another mans wife… and what you are suggesting is that afterwards they all live together under the same roof… but what really happens is that the betrayed husband goes out and buys a gun.”?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
What term is this?
Nature enrolls
Nature takes classes
Nature revises
Nature sits exams
Nature passes 
ANSWER: It’s nature taking its course. Lit. Nature undertaking the various components of a typical college/university course.
Thursday’s Quizzler is………. 
The following clues give definitions for world capitals. These definitions describe what the capitals (just the city) sound like they would mean.
1) This capital is a recently opened store for cooked meats.
2) This capital is plant-covered bovine.
3) This capital is a tool used for fighting.
4) This capital is a royal weight.
5) This capital is a cheer for a body of water.
6) This capital is the legendary vehicle graveyard.
7) This capital is something that annoys a religious figure.
8) This capital is a basic digit.
9) This capital is something you get from the sun.
10) This capital is a score for a ringer.

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