WELCOME to Thursday September 12, 2013. Reading between the lines can b fun sometime..
While reading the paragraph do not read the numbers just read the lines like a you no u’ll find the real meaning in the end its a kind of a trick
1. bob smith my assistant programmer can always be found
2. hard a work at his desk. he works independently, without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues bob never
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees and always
5. finishes given assignment on time often he takes extended
6. measures to complete his work sometimes missing coffee
7. breaks bob is dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in hid field i firmly believe that bob can be
10. classed as an asset employee the type which can not be
11. dispensed with consequently i duly recommend that bob be
12. promoted to executed management and the proposal will be
13. executed as soon as possible
Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to
you earlier today. kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
True love is quiescent, except in the nascent moments of true humility.
Bryant H. McGill
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
Nature is inside art as its content, not outside as its model.
I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray ?”
The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our religion.”
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, “I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”
And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I pray while I smoke ?”
To which the Priest eagerly replies, “By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself?”
Answer: Real Genius! Brainiac college students just want to graduate, but are taken advantage of by their corrupt professor, who is trying to build an orbital laser weapon for the military. The students find out and get the last laugh! One of Val Kilmar’s first film roles, “Real Genius” is a fast-paced film and the viewer is bombarded with gags and lines constantly. This is a throw-away line of Chris Knight’s (Val Kilmar) that is used as Mitch (Gabriel Jarret) enters their dorm room and sees him standing on his head for no apparent reason. Chris Knight: “What I can’t figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets…I know! Nudity!”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
The letter S is added to pluralise most words in the English language.
eg Letter to Letters, Word to Words and Language to Languages
There is a word however that is pluralised with the addition of the letter C.
What is it?
ANSWER: Dice! A singular Die becomes Dice when pluralised.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
What is represented below?
Harrison Ford at target practice.
Sigourney Weaver playing craps.
Sandra Bullock taking photographs.
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