A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Future tense of Marriage.
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on.
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece.
A place where success comes before work.
A banker provided by nature.
A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
The name men give to their mistakes.
An invention to end all inventions.
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death, and that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!