WELCOME to Wednesday, August 12, 2015.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.”
“I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.”
“Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.”
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
Milton, the first said, “I had a big house built for Mama.”
Marvin, the second said, ” I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house.”
Michael, the third said, “I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her.”
Melvin, the fourth said, “You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you know she can’t read anymore because she can’t see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.”
The other brothers were impressed.
After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes.
She wrote: “Milton, the house you built is so huge I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.”
“Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks.”
“Michael, you gave me and expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I’ve lost my hearing and I’m nearly blind. I’ll never use it. Thank you for the gesture; just the same.”
“Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you!”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Help! Help! I’m being repressed!’
Answer: Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Dennis, the commoner, being attacked by Arthur after criticizing the office of King.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Or in your case, a whole loaf of toast.’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What does each word in each group have in common?
A restaurant goer
ANSWER: Group A- a tongue
Group B- a bill
Group C- a mouth
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find. I will also give you a listing of the other syllables that you must use to figure out the 7 words.
Syllable List – al, cras, fes, file, ly, mo, nate, noun, po, si, sion, tec, ter, ti, tion, tor
How many syllables, each word has:
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