WELCOME to Thursday, September 17, 2015.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A new survey found that 70 percent of Americans admit to ‘going through the motions’ at their jobs. And the other 30 percent blah, blah, blah, punch line.” -Jimmy Fallon
“On TV last night we named a new Miss America. Miss Georgia is the new Miss America at the 95th annual Miss America Pageant. Miss America is the highest honor a woman can achieve for getting a spray tan.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Mark Cuban, star of ‘Shark Tank,’ is now thinking about running for president. Still no word from the Cake Boss.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: “There is no easy way to say this so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year.”
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the Tarot reader’s gaze, steadied her voice and asked, “Will I get away with it?”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘It’s Napoleon.’ ‘Who?’ ‘The short, dead, dude from our history review.’
Answer: Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure! Upon seeing their first phone-booth passenger.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘You, my room, 10:30 tonight. You, 10:45. And bring a friend.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
The same five-letter word can be added to either the front or back, but not both, of the following words to create four new words. Can you determine what the five-letter word’s identity is?
KEY WALL GEM WASHED
ANSWER: The word you need is STONE.
KEYSTONE, STONEWALL, GEMSTONE, STONEWASHED
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you identify the following songs and their artists?
1) Refrain from halting, the first person, immediately.
by Female monarch.
2) Multiple timepieces.
by Low temperature, stage production.
3) Unbleached, natural sweetener.
by Perpetual motion of small rock.
4) Sugary infant, belonging to me.
by Firearms & thorny plants.
5) Refrain from remaining, on your feet, near myself.
by Poisoned insect injection.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! VERY NICE SOLVING WORK BANKS!
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