That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Burger King has begun bottling its own merlot and they call it Whopper Wine. Not to be outdone, 7-Eleven has begun selling a product fermented for six months. They call it a hot dog.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study shows that teens who mix alcohol and marijuana are more likely to have a bad driving record. Also, you can take out the word ‘driving’ and replace it with anything.” -Seth Meyers
“I read that after facing protests, Whole Foods announced that it will no longer sell food that has been prepared by prison inmates. Whole Foods customers were like, ‘This is great news–wait, WHAT?!'” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
My first grade daughter and her friend both needed new boots as winter approached. The friend got in the car one morning and finally had gotten her boots. “Tina,” I commented, “I see you got new boots! Where did you get them?”
“At the store,” she answered.
“Which one?” I asked.
She began looking at her new boots and after a pause said, “Both of them!”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? You could choke a dozen donkeys on that.’
Answer: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels! Said by Nick Moran.
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘They can’t evict you at Christmas. You’ll be ho-ho-homeless.’
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Mac’s new house number has three digits. When she challenged her friends to guess it, they tried: 135, 780, 785, and 732. “That’s amazing,” Mac said. “You’ve each guessed exactly one digit correctly and in its right place!” What is Mac’s house number?
ANSWER: 182 Solution: The first digit must be 1 or 7. It can’t be 7 as only one digit is correct in each guess. So it’s 1. The other digits in guess #1 (i.e. 3 and 5) must be incorrect. Therefore, from guess #3, the second digit is 8. Guess #4 has a correct digit which must be its third – 2.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you find 13 animals hidden in these words?
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