WELCOME to Thursday, October 8, 2015.
A certain English lady visited Switzerland and was having difficulty finding a room, so she asked the local schoolmaster to help her. After a satisfactory room had been found, she returned to her home and did some packing.
Suddenly, it occurred to her that she hadn’t noticed a W.C. (in England, the toilet is called a Water Closet), so she wrote the schoolmaster about the W.C.
The Schoolmaster, not knowing the meaning, asked the parish priest and together they decided that it must mean “Wayside Chapel.” He wrote her the following letter:
It is my pleasure to inform you that there is a W.C. just 9 miles from your home, in the center of a grove of pine trees. It seats 229 people, and it is open on Thursdays and Sundays. This is an unfortunate situation if you are in the habit of going regularly. You will, no
doubt, be glad to hear that some people bring their lunches and make a day of it.
I would especially recommend Thursdays, for then there is an Organ accompaniment. The accoustics in the W.C. are excellent; even the most delicate sound can be heard.
My son was married in the W.C. and there was such a rush for seats that 10 people had to sit in the same seat. The looks on their faces were very interesting.
My wife is sickly but dedicated. She doesn’t go regularly, and she hasn’t gone for nearly a year.
I will be glad to reserve a seat in the W.C. for you, where you will be seen and heard by everyone.
Hoping I have been of some assistance.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“A man in Canada has pled guilty to trespassing into a home and doing laundry and feeding the owner’s cat. The man is being described by authorities as marriage material.” -Conan O’Brien
“Researchers in Japan have found that several species of ape can remember and recall plot details from movies. Then there are the less advanced species of ape who whisper to you, ‘Who’s that guy?'” -Seth Meyers
“More people have died taking selfies than have been killed by sharks. My policy is, you should treat selfies like you treat drinking. Try not to do it alone, definitely don’t do it while you’re driving, and if you take more than two or three a day, you should probably seek help.” -James Corden
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.
One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.
The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, “This isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!”
“No, I’m sorry”, replied the bartender, “it’s a hickory daiquiri, doc.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Why don’t you all just fade away.’
Answer: Empire Records! Spoken by Maxwell Caulfield, the lead in ‘Grease 2’ (and don’t pretend that you’ve not seen it — we’ve all been subjected to the pain and misery of the sequel at least once!).
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘What’s a Nubian?’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Use the missing words or word fragments in the film titles below to make a festive phrase.
___ Golden Pond
Thelma ___ Louise
_____ _____ Hunting
The Road ___ Perdition
The Sum of ____ Fears
_____ in Black
ANSWER: The PEACEmaker
ON Golden Pond
Thelma AND Louise
GOOD WILL Hunting
The Road TO Perdition
The Sum of ALL Fears
MEN in Black
And the phrase is:
PEACE ON EARTH AND GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Insert a word from group B into a word from group A to form a larger word. (Try & Eat = Treaty)
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT WORK BANKS!
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