Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, November 4, 2015.    

Wonder Liners…..

  – Dyslexics have more fnu

  – Clones are people, two

  – Entropy isn’t what it used to be

  – Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

  – Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses

  – Eschew obfuscation

  – Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs

  – 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it’s the LAW!

  – A mouse is just an elephant built by the Japanese

  – A waist is a terrible thing to mind

  – Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor

  – Anything free is worth what you pay for it

  – Atheism is a non-prophet organization

  – Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

  – COLE’S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage

  – Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

  – Editing is a rewording activity

  – Everyone is entitled to my opinion

  – Gene Police: YOU.. Out of the pool!

  – Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy

  – I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not sure

  – My reality check just bounced

  – Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art

  – What if there were no hypothetical questions?

  – Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery

  – No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn’t work anyway

  – Boycott shampoo…  Demand REAL poo!

  – IRS  – Be audit you can be!

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!    

 

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down. Wilson Mizner

Experience is the teacher of all things. Julius Caesar

If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. W. H. Auden

In reality art is always for everyone and for no one. Eugenio Montale

Science, like art, religion, commerce, warfare, and even sleep, is based on presuppositions. Gregory Bateson 

 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I’ve arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!!!

 

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “What if tomorrow morning you pick up the paper and read about some slacker roadkill with my face staring back at you, hunh?”

Answer: The Forsaken! I really enjoyed this movie, no matter what everyone else says. Some of the acting is bad, but I can look past it, and of course there’s Brendan Fehr and Kerr Smith.  

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “During your infidelity with these creatures, did you even once taste of their blood?”

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

The following 15 words can be divided into 5 groups of 3 words. The words in each trio will share a similar characteristic. What are the groupings? Why?

astern, bony, con, deal, land, lien, nit, pending, pinion, range, slander, steroid, tile, vary, venue   

ANSWER: Each word can be prefixed with a vowel. Each grouping can be prefixed with the same vowel.

a) lien (alien), steroid (asteroid), venue (avenue)

e) astern (eastern), bony (ebony), land (eland)

i) con (icon), deal (ideal), slander (islander)

o) pinion (opinion), range (orange), vary (ovary)

u) nit (unit), pending (upending), tile (utile) 

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

A number of people have broken the sound barrier, either in a super-fast car, or in nice fancy planes. However, hundreds of years ago it was broken on horseback. How?

 

 

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

 

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