WELCOME to Tuesday, December 15, 2015.
Ten Funny Things To Learn from the Story Of Noah’s Ark…..
Don’t miss the boat.
Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Build your future on high ground.
For safety’s sake, always travel in pairs.
Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
When you’re stressed, float a while.
Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“IHOP has removed soda from their kids’ menus. A spokesperson for IHOP said, ‘Children’s health is our first priority,’ and then he laughed for four hours.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study found that running for two minutes is just as good for you as working out for 90 minutes. That doesn’t sound like a study it sounds like something a chubby guy says after being on the treadmill for two minutes.” -Jimmy Fallon
“There’s a holiday gift giving trend that’s supposedly on the rise this year called self-gifting, meaning it’s OK to buy a gift for yourself. But buying a gift and wrapping it for yourself, that’s just pathetic.” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
My brother Scott brought over a photo album of his camping trip. One picture showed a brown bear helping itself to his food. “What kind of bear is that?” I asked.
“It’s called a Kodiak,” Scott replied.
“Oh, yeah?” my husband Keith shot back. “And I suppose those white ones in the Arctic are called Polaroids.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Picked up the dagger…runs down the hall!’
Answer: Clue! Wadsworth did this while explaining how the killer moved and attacked.
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘We must keep our peaceful ways.’
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you decipher this phrase:
ANSWER: PAINLESS OPERATION
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
The following sentences can be completed by adding two words that are anagrams of one another. Each word has only four letters. Enjoy!
1. If you prick your finger while picking a ____, it may be very ____.
2. If you take a ____ at the Mad Hatter’s party, you still may not get a sip of his ____.
3. If you need some stamps, then you must ____ by the ____ office.
4. If you eat a whole ____ of a wedding cake, you may develop a spare ____ around your middle.
5. If you have a ____ with your friend, you should forgive them and focus on the future, not on the ____
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