WELCOME to Thursday, January 28, 2016.    

Here’s the story…. One night at about 3 a.m. my wife was getting up from the toilet to return to bed when she heard a little noise. It was a suspiciously rodent like sound that seemed to be right in the bathroom with her.

She, of course, froze and listened attentively for any further sign of invaders. After a moment, satisfied that she was alone, she took a step for the door. Rodent scratchy sounds again! She froze, not breathing. Silence. Her heart beat fast as she once again tried to retreat from the bathroom.

This time the noise was accompanied by something touching the back of her leg! That was too much to bear. She literally flew the 8 feet to the bed, clearing the foot board by a couple feet, to land screaming by my side.

The culprit was right there in plain sight, a trail of toilet paper neatly marked the path from bed to the bathroom.  

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!     

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

“According to a new report, by 2050, the world’s oceans will contain more plastic trash than fish. So the next time you get dumped, remember: There’s plenty of trash in the sea.” -Seth Meyers

“Winter storm Jonas slammed the East Coast, some places got up to 3 feet of snow. All weekend I I did not leave the house or take a shower. I did get up early on Sunday to do some shoveling, of pancakes into my mouth.” -Stephen Colbert

“In Elkmont, Alabama, last weekend a dog got loose and ended up in a half marathon. The dog saw all the people and just started running with them. She did well. She finished seventh place. She would have finished higher if she hadn’t stopped to sniff people’s butts.” -Jimmy Kimmel  

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, “I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have … a hutch back of Notre Dame.  

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  ‘I have and if you had the sense of a billy goat, you’d clean your house up instead of bumming around ours.” 

Answer:  The Outsiders! Ponyboy said this to Two-Bit about his house being dirty.

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘These are the rules, listen carefully: No smoking, no drinking, no drugs. No sex. No cheating. No lying, no gambling, no matches.’

There are two groups of four-letter words used in the sentences below. The first missing words of each sentence are anagrams of each other, and the second missing words are also anagrams of each other. Can you find them ?

1. The ______ gender of this king of animals has an astounding _____ of hair around his regal and fearful face.

2. That’s a ______ excuse, you cannot get away without giving us the _____ of the person who helped you in this theft.

3. Before each ______, it is customary to say Grace and end with _______.  

ANSWER: 1. The MALE gender of this king of animals has an astounding MANE of hair around his regal and fearful face.

2. That’s a LAME excuse, you cannot get away without giving us the NAME of the person who helped you in this theft.

3. Before each MEAL, it is customary to say Grace and end with AMEN.

Anagram groups –  Group 1 : MALE, LAME, MEAL    Group 2 : MANE, NAME, AMEN 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

What has the head of a horse, the tail of a monkey, eyes like a chameleon, and the pouch of a kangaroo?

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! NICE MOVES BANKS

              

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