Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Wednesday, May 4, 2016.   

A Word to the Wise…

Patience is the companion of wisdom – Saint Augustine

Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow – Aristotle

To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it – Confucius

He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot.  He that dare not is a slave – Andrew Carnegie

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind – Shakyamuni Buddha

The only way to have a friend is to be one – Ralph Waldo Emerson

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist – Indira Gandhi

You must be the change you wish to see in the world – Mahatma Gandhi

A bowl belongs to whoever needs it – A Native American saying

Without memory, there is no healing; without forgiveness, there is no future – Desmond Tutu

Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something – Plato

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder – Anon

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!     



“Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.” –Marilyn Monroe 

“I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.” –Roger Moore 

“Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.” –Isaac Asimov  

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

I doubt there’s any marriage where the partners don’t quarrel once in a while.

When Roger’s daughter was a teenager, she greeted him one morning with, ‘I understand you and Mum had some words last night.’

Roger replied, ‘Well, I had some all ready, but never got a chance to use them.’Emoji 


Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘It’s only love. What’s everyone so scared of?’  

Answer: Get Real! Ben Silverstone’s character says this in the classic British take on the coming-of-age story. Silverstone’s Steven Carter has fallen in love with Brad Gorton’s track star John Dixon and he’s frustrated trying to maintain a relationship in the closet.   

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  ‘Michael… I love you. I’ve loved you for nine years, I’ve just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and… well, now I’m just scared. So, I realize this comes at a very inopportune time but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy. Oh, that sounds like three favors, doesn’t it?’  


Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Ms. Arroyo asked the class to see if they could find the sum of the first 50 odd numbers. As everyone settled down to their addition, Terry ran to her and said, “The sum is 2,500.” Ms. Arroyo thought, “Lucky guess,” and gave him the task of finding the sum of the first 75 odd numbers. Within 20 seconds, Terry was back with the correct answer of 5,625.  How does Terry find the sum so quickly?  

ANSWER: The following pattern holds: The sum is equal to n x n, when n is the number of consecutive odd numbers, starting with 1. For example, the sum of the first 3 odd numbers is equal to 3 x 3, or 9; the sum of the first 4 odd numbers is equal to 4 x 4, or 16; the sum of the first 5 odd numbers is equal to 5 x 5, or 25; and so on.  


Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Each pair of hints below relates to two words. One of the words is the other one spelled backward. What are the ten word pairs?

Example: married, moisture

Answer: wed, dew

1. light source, rodents

2. dwell, wicked

3. retain, sneaking look

4. weapons, tight fit

5. portion, catching device

6. prize, furniture compartment

7. drinking aid, skin blemishes

8. stopper, big swallow

9. implement, stolen goods

10. precinct, illustrate


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