WELCOME to Wednesday, June 8, 2016.
Marriage One-liners….
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, ‘What does a woman want?’ Sigmund Freud
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Friedrich Nietzsche
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.’ Henry Youngman
‘I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.’ Sam Kinison
‘There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.’ James Holt McGavran
‘I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.’ Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1). Whenever you’re wrong, admit it.
2). Whenever you’re right, shut up. Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. Anonymous
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet. Mae West.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’ Anonymous
First man proudly, ‘My wife’s an angel!’ ‘Second man, ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
DAILY QUOTES….
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” –Oscar Wilde
“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.” –Mickey Rooney
“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.” –Carol Burnett
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers; here you can see a photo taken while they are enjoying some night fishing while on holiday, with their wives, in Poitou-Charente, France, last year.
Slurping a large Bordeaux Supérieur, Nigel announces, ‘I think I’m going to divorce my wife, she hasn’t spoken to me in eighteen months.’
Stephen downs his glass of the red wine thoughtfully and after a while responds, ‘Think it over a bit more, Nige; women like that are hard to find.’
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Death by stereo!”
Answer: The Lost Boys! Corey Haim’s character Sam is credited with this quote. This 1987 vampire teen flick also starred Kiefer Sutherland and Corey Feldman.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I mean he went from totally geek, to totally chic!”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What does this rebus mean?
Lies
Fear
Lies
ANSWER: Paralyze with fear (Pair of lies with fear)
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Fill in the blank below with a word that means the same as the word on the left when read normally and fits the definition on the right when read backwards.
Wicked __________ Exist
Make a picture ________ Municipal sector
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