WELCOME to Friday, June 10, 2016.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. (Rita Rudner)
Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman)
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. (Milton Berle)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns)
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, ‘There’s water in the carburettor’. I said,
‘Where’s the car?’ She said, ‘In the lake’. (Henny Youngman)
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Relationships can be very puzzling as we all know. Take celibacy, for example; this can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.
While attending a special Marriage Awareness Weekend in Doncaster, Yorkshire, England, Nicky and Victoria listened to the facilitator intone, ‘It is so very important that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.’
He turned to the men and asked, ‘Can you each name your wife’s favourite flower?’
Nicky leaned over, touched Victoria’s arm gently and whispered, ‘Self raising, isn’t it?’
Thus began Nicky’s life of celibacy.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “If you don’t let me out I’m throwin’ up all over the front seat.”
Answer: The Legend of Billie Jean! Yeardley Smith played Putter, who said this quote. She is currently the voice of Lisa Simpson on “The Simpsons”. She is known for having a very distinctive voice.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Men…can’t live with ’em, can’t shoot ’em.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
We are four brothers in this world and we’re all born together.
The first one runs and never wearies.
The second eats and is never full.
The third drinks and is ever thirsty,
The fourth sings a song that is barely heard.
Who are we?
ANSWER: Water, Fire, Earth and Wind.
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Each group of definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing. The length of the words in each group is provided.
1) a long step & a conflict or struggle & to hit sharply (6 letters)
2) medicinal ointment & a device that regulates flow through a pipe & to divide into two equal parts (5 letters)
3) not coarse & a musical instrument & a collection of papers (4 letters)
4) meager & sweet baked good & storage room for food (6 letters)
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