WELCOME to Thursday, August 10, 2016.       

Here’s the story…

Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica. “Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?” 

“Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your grandma and I were young, music saved my life.” 

“What happened?” 

“Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The dam broke and when the water hit out house it knocked it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining room table and floated out safely.” 

“How about you?” 

“Me? I accompanied her on the piano!”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!    

 

DAILY QUOTES….   

“The Olympic torch arrived in Rio today in preparation for Friday’s opening ceremony. And the cool thing about Rio is, if the torch runs out of fuel you can just dip it in the ocean and it’ll reignite.” -Seth Meyers

“The golf tournament at the Rio Olympics will be played on a course that is apparently infested with 150-pound rodents. The official said, ‘Don’t worry, the giant snakes will eat them. So don’t worry about them. Golf away, enjoy yourself.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Sanitation is a big problem in Rio right now. The Olympic village is giving away thousands of condoms for the athletes to wear over their heads for the swimming events.” -Jimmy Kimmel  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

 One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. 

Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a young woman standing next to him smiling. 

Noticing the rather distinct bulge she asked, “What do you have in your pocket?” 

“Tennis ball,” the man said, smiling back.

“Wow!” said the woman looking upset. “That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was terrible!”

 

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.’ 

ANSWER: Swordfish! 

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  ‘Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God’s true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest.’

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

The cost of making only the maker knows, 

Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded. 

A poor man may give one as easily as a king. 

When one is broken pain and deceit are assured. 

What am I?  

ANSWER: A Promise.  

 

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with an extra letter added somewhere (example: band & brand). The length of the short word in each pair is provided.

1) low in fuel content & to gain knowledge (4 letters)

2) a small vessel for liquids & essential (4 letters)

3) a low or open slipper & malicious gossip (6 letters)

4) a mark used to indicate the place where something is to be inserted & a floor covering (5 letters)

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