Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Monday, September 12, 2016.   

Multi-lingual Punography……

Harlez-vous francais?  …..  Can you drive a French motorcycle?

Rigor morris …..  The cat is dead.

Repondez s’il vous plaid …..  Honk if you’re Scots.

Que sera serf …..  Life is feudal.

Monage a trois …..  I am three years old.

Cogito eggo sum …..  I think; therefore, I am a waffle.

Haste cuisine …..  Fast French food.Pro bozo publico …..  Support your local clown. 

Idios amigos …..  We’re wild and crazy guys.

Le roi est mort. Jive le roi …..  The king is dead. No kidding.

Posh mortem …..  Death styles of the rich and famous.

Pro bozo publico …..  Support your local clown.

Visa la france  …..  Don’t leave chateau without it.

Veni, vidi, vice …..  I came, I saw, I partied.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!    



“Happy birthday to New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie. It was the first birthday party where someone jumped into the cake instead of out of it.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Labor Day Weekend is always kind of sad to me. Summer’s over. Good-bye fun sandals and flirty tops, hello pictures of kids wearing backpacks on Facebook.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“President Obama flew to China for Labor Day. There was a bit of a rough patch at the beginning of the meeting, when Chinese officials wouldn’t let President Obama get off Air Force One using the normal staircase, or ‘Stair Force One’ – I hope that’s what they call it.” -Stephen Colbert



G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Dot you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweler. 

The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatist, steadfastly replied,

“No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back in my face, I can use it again.”Emoji 


Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “Look, if I were joking, I would have said, ‘What do you do to an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino.'”

ANSWER: Hot Shots! Ramada Thompson (Valeria Golino) said this to Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) when they were in the elevator. Ramada was a psychologist and she was telling Topper her psychological evaluation of him. Topper’s reaction was, ‘You must be joking’. The above quote was Ramada’s response. Released in 1991, “Hot Shots” also starred Cary Elwes, Jon Cryer, and Lloyd Bridges. 

Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Who’s done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say it’s harmless; why would they lie? If you’re dead, you can’t smoke.”


Friday’s Quizzler is……….

I have given you five (5) pairs of words. Fill in the blank below with a single letter to turn these pairs of words into synonyms.


Answer: STUMBLE and TRIP

1) _COLD and _HIDE

2) _AMBLE and _AGER


4) _ALLY and _CORE

5) _AVER and _ALTER 

ANSWER:  1) Scold and Chide, 2) Gamble and Wager, 3) Yearning and Craving, 4) Tally and Score, 5) Waver and Falter



Monday’s Quizzler is……….

Can you decipher this:


LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at      


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