Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Friday, October 28, 2016. 

How to Stay Young
Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay ‘them!’
Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
Keep learning.  Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle.’  An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.
Enjoy the simple things.
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
The tears happen.  Endure, grieve, and move on.  The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
Surround yourself with what you love, whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.  Your home is your refuge.
Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it.  If it is unstable, improve it.  If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
Don’t take guilt trips.  Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. – Mark Twain
A well-spent day brings happy sleep. – Leonardo da Vinci
All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love, compassion and forgiveness the important thing is they should be part of our daily lives. – Dalai Lama
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. – Arthur Wing Pinero
One camel does not make fun of another camel’s hump. – Ghanaian Proverb
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. – George Bernard Shaw

‘Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.’ Victor Borge

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, ‘We’re going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.’
The Englishman responds, ‘I’d like to hear “God Save The Queen” just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.’
The Irishman replies, ‘I’d like to hear “Danny Boy” just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O’Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.’
The Welshman answers, ‘I’d like to hear “Men Of Harlech” just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.’
The Scotsman says quickly, ‘I’d like to be shot first.’

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “The pig lizard is gone. Why are they still chanting for the pig lizard?” 

ANSWER: Galaxy Quest! Jason Nesmith (Tim Allen) says this after the pig lizard turns itself inside out and then explodes. I’ve never actually seen this movie in its entirety, but I’ve heard great things about it. How could it not be funny; it stars Tim “The Tool” Allen.

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  “Okay, picture this. Two brothers, one speaks no English, the other learned to speak English from watching the “Wide World of Sports”. So, you tell me, which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?”

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

What do all the words in this list have in common?

ANSWER: All these words are heteronyms. Heteronyms are words which are spelled exactly the same way but have different pronunciations and different meanings.

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

I’m a ten-letter word, but when I am heard,
I have only four, not one letter more.
My first two sounds are neat; a kind of sheet,
That starts with spread, not the kind on a bed.
Of my sounds, the third is what will be heard,
alphabetically, in the middle of modus operandi.
If you want to hear more, then like the shore,
I end at the sea, that’s a hint, you see.
What word am I?



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