Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Friday, December 30, 2016.  

Older Than Dirt Quiz:
Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about.
Your age ratings is at the bottom.
Candy cigarettes
Coffee shops with tableside juke boxes
Home milk delivery in glass bottles
Party lines on the telephone
Newsreels before the movie
TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows
started again in the morning (there were only 3 channels [if you were fortunate]).
45 RPM records
Wash tub wringers
Metal ice trays with lever
Blue flashbulb
Cork popguns
Ford Zephyrs
If you remembered  0-3 = You’re still young
If you remembered  4-6 = You are getting older
If you remembered  7-10 = Don’t tell your age,
If you remembered 11-14 = You’re older than dirt!
Don’t forget to test your really OLD friends….

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great New Year’s weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!   CU next Year!


“According to a new report, the cost of all the gifts listed in ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’ song is up $233 from last year. Man, that Lords a Leaping union is killing us.” -Conan O’Brien
“A novelty shop is selling a hipster nativity scene that features Joseph with his hair in a man bun. Which explains why Mary was so adamant about remaining a virgin.” -Seth Meyers
“Christmas is that magical time of the year when we’re forced to spend money we don’t want to spend to travel to places we don’t want to go to see the people we really don’t want to see.” -Jimmy Kimmel

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. “No problem,” I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.
“You can’t do that,” argued my four-year-old.
“Don’t worry. Santa will never know.”
He shot me a look. “So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know if you dropped a cookie on the floor?”

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  ‘We’re totally weak. We can’t possibly fight you.’

ANSWER: ‘Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure’

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.’

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

Which word in Group B can be added to Group A? Why?
Group A: diction, equate, renal, visor
Group B: concrete, greedy, mission, stupid, without, yodel

ANSWER: Each word in Group A can have “ad” added to its beginning to make a new word.

diction – addiction
equate – adequate
renal – adrenal
visor – advisor
mission – admission


Friday’s Quizzler is………. 

What’s this rebus?


LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in NEXT YEARS 2017 MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at 



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