WELCOME to Tuesday, January 10, 2016.
Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.
Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
Clothes make the man.
Don’t judge a book by its cover.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.
The bigger, the better.
The best things come in small packages.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of sight, out of mind.
What will be, will be.
Life is what you make it.
Cross your bridges when you come to them.
Forewarned is forearmed.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
With age comes wisdom.
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.
The more, the merrier.
Two’s company; three’s a crowd
It’s no wonder we’re all confused.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“A man in Vietnam was hospitalized after doctors realized that he had a pair of scissors in his digestive system that had been left there by a previous surgery that he had 18 years ago. I mean this guy is so lucky. Come on, free scissors! The sad part is after they sewed him up the second time the doctor was like, ‘Wait, where’s my watch?'” -James Corden
“A new study says we should change how we feed cows so they don’t produce so much of the greenhouse gas methane. First up, they recommend eliminating taco night.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study found that running for two minutes is just as good for you as working out for 90 minutes. That doesn’t sound like a study it sounds like something a chubby guy says after being on the treadmill for two minutes.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
On our way to the ski hill, my friend’s children decided to “find me a man” by the end of the day.
The kids did their best to let it be known I was unmarried and to introduce me to anyone who was skiing alone and therefore, in their minds, single.
To my great relief they finally got bored with their mission and charged off on their own. I then made my way to the chair lift. As I moved near the front of the line, a gentleman close to my age said “Excuse me, but are you single?”
Groaning inwardly, I said, “Yes, but despite what you may have heard, I’m really not looking to get married.”
He looked at me oddly. “All I want is someone to share the chair lift with.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Great balls of fire! Don’t bother me anymore, and don’t call me Sugar!’
ANSWER: ‘Gone With The Wind’ Spoken by Scarlett O’Hara (Vivien Leigh) to Frank Kennedy (Carroll Nye).
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘You are everything I never knew I always wanted.’
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you tell me what word goes in front of all of these words?
ANSWER: Yellow. Yellow River, yellow belly means a coward, Yellowstone National Park and of course the good old Yellow Pages.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What is this saying?
IF SOLTION THEN PROBULEM.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! NICE WORK BANKS!
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