Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Friday, February 3, 2017.         

Wedding One-liners……. 
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. (Rita Rudner)
Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy.  If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.  (Socrates)
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman)
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. (Milton Berle)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns)
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, ‘There’s water in the carburetor’. I said, ‘Where’s the car?’ She said, ‘In the lake’. (Henny Youngman)
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)Wedding Toasts
All marriages are mixed marriages. (Chantal Saperstein)
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage, and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again. (Clint Eastwood)
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Henny Youngman)

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people, and whatever you do,

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


DAILY QUOTES…

“Laughter is an instant vacation.”
–Milton Berle
“If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.”
–Cher
“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
–Mark Twain

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

Relationships can be very puzzling as we all know. Take celibacy, for example; this can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.
While attending a special Marriage Awareness Weekend in Saint Louis, Missouri, Nick and Brenda listened to the facilitator intone, ‘It is so very important that
husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.’
He turned to the men and asked, ‘Can you each name your wife’s favorite flower?’
Nick leaned over, touched Brenda’s arm gently and whispered, ‘Self raising, isn’t it?’
Thus began Nick’s life of celibacy. 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  ‘What’s wrong with the way I talk? What’s the big idea? Am I dumb or something?’

ANSWER: ‘Singin’ In The Rain’ Spoken by Lina Lamont (Jean Hagen) to Don Lockwood (Gene Kelly). 
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  ‘Over the mysteries of female life there is a veil best left undisturbed.’

 

 

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

For each of the following word pairs, you are looking for a two word answer. The first is a rhyme of the first word and gives the category. The second word is a rhyme and is a specific word in that category. For example, “Kitty, Tennis” translates to “City, Venice”.
1. Fainter, Jolly
2. Slumber, Heaven
3. Reason, Printer
4. Quiver, Bongo
5. Power, Crazy
6. Handy, Muffle
7. Sticker, Frisky

ANSWER:

1. Painter, Dali
2. Number, Seven
3. Season, Winter
4. River, Congo
5. Flower, Daisy
6. Candy, Truffle
7. Liquor, Whiskey

 

  

Friday’s Quizzler is………. 

What does this mean?
Must get here
Must get here
Must get here

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB BANKS! 

       

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

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