Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

Monday-motivational-fail

WELCOME to Monday, February 6, 2017.             

Relationship Jokes…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.
Love is grand… Divorce is 75 grand.
Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. – Swedish Proverb
Don’t smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. – Leo Buscaglia
Someone to tell it to is one of the fundamental needs of human beings. – Miles Franklin
Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. ‘Pooh!’ he whispered. ‘Yes, Piglet?’ ‘Nothing,’ said Piglet, taking Pooh’s paw. ‘I just wanted to be sure of you.’ – A.A. Milne
You cannot be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with. – Wayne W. Dyer
Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you. – Anonymous
Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. – Epictetus
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. – Mignon McLaughlin

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


DAILY QUOTES…  “The CEO of Starbucks has pledged to hire 10,000 refugees. So if you think they’re writing your name incorrectly on the cups now…” -Conan O’Brien

“The world’s first supermarket chain to only sell vegan foods, which was called Veganz with a ‘z,’ has announced they will have to declare bankruptcy and shut all their stores. When asked what went wrong, the vegan supermarket said, ‘We’re a vegan supermarket.'” -James Corden
“According to a new poll, Chris Christie currently has the lowest approval rating for any governor in any state, in over 20 years. ‘Wow,’ said former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich from prison.” -Seth Meyers

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting at least one right answer on the chemistry test.
The question was “If H2O if water, what is H2O4?”
This was a quick question for most, but it took the student some thinking time.
Finally, he wrote down his answer: For drinking, washing, and cleaning.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???   ‘Over the mysteries of female life there is a veil best left undisturbed.’

ANSWER:  ‘Little Women’  Spoken by John Brooke (Eric Stoltz) to Laurie (Christian Bale).
Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  ‘A woman happily in love, she burns the souffle. A woman unhappily in love, she forgets to turn on the oven.’ -Marcel Dalio

 

 

 

 

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

What does this mean?
Must get here
Must get here
Must get here

ANSWER: Three Musketeers

Friday’s Quizzler is………. 

Can you complete this grid of letters? Each line is a valid 5 letter word with its first and last letters missing. The missing letters form
a word when read downwards and the same word appears both at the start and at the end. What is the missing word?
_OMI_
_EVE_
_ROM_
_OAK_
_ATC_

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB BANKS! 

       

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

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