Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Friday, February 17, 2017.              

Funny Names………….
Carrie Oakey – karaoke
Barb Dwyer – barbed wire
Stan Still – stand still as in an Army Sergeant-Major: ‘Stand still you ‘orrible little man.’
Annette Kirton – a net curtain
Theresa Green or Brown
Justin Case
Norman Knight
Brandy Bottle
Bella Donna Drink
Brooke Waters
Bunny Hare
Cammie Sole
Chrystal Glass
Ebony Wood
Gayle Storm
Jasmine Flowers
Judy Punch
Katy Litter
Rick O’Shea – as in “ricochet” of a bullet
Seymour Legg – see more leg……………….
Ray Gunn came very close to inclusion in this top ten – just Jo King.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday day people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES…  “One day you will kiss a man you can’t breathe without and find that breath is of little consequence.” ― Karen Marie Moning, Bloodfever

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” ― Dr. Seuss
“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.” ― Sarah Dessen, The Truth About Forever
“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close.” ― Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets


G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  Finding one of her pupils making faces at others on the playground, Miss Barker, their teacher, stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, ‘Tony, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.’
Tony looked up, smiled and replied, ‘Well, Miss Barker, you can’t say you weren’t warned.’😱

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “Fluff and fold, buddy. Soon as I make it really big, I’m going fluff and fold.” 

ANSWER: St . Elmo’s Fire! Spoken by Kirby (Emilio Estevez) to Kevin (Andrew McCarthy). The quintessential Brat Pack movie, about seven 20-somethings who are dealing with love, career, and life in the 80’s. Starring: Rob Lowe, Emilio Estevez, Judd Nelson, Andrew McCarthy, Demi Moore, Ally Sheedy, and Mare Winningham.

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Do you like my dress? It’s awfully heavy.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

What word/phrase is described by the following rebus?
Julio Iglesias
Lana Turner
Dinah Shore
John Wayne
Robert Redford
John Ireland
Elizabeth Taylor
John Travolta
Barbara Eden
Jack Nicholson

ANSWER: It’s written in the stars (using each star’s last name, the initials spell “itswritten”).

Friday’s Quizzler is………. 

What do the following words have in common?


LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at 



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