Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Thursday, March 9, 2017.                        

Real Geography Answers from high school tests…..
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: Certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation.  Then the sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.Schoolboy howler Geography Jokes
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in the fight.
The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES…  “One of the biggest viral sensations right now is a YouTube live-stream of a pregnant giraffe waiting to give birth. The cutest part is when she tells the father giraffe, ‘You did this to me, now put down that gosh-darn camera.'” -Conan O-Brien

“President Trump last night announced the creation of a department called VOICE, which will deal specifically with crimes committed against Americans by immigrants. Not to be confused with ‘The Voice,’ which deals with crimes against music committed by teenagers.” -Seth Meyers
“The tax deadline is about five weeks away. And this year, because of all the budget cuts at the IRS, the odds of getting audited are lower than they’ve been in 13 years. In other words, there has never been a better time to claim your Chihuahua as a dependent.” -Jimmy Kimmel

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog Skipper had recently died.

“You know,” Mom said, “it’s not so bad. Skipper’s probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.”
Susie stopped crying and asked, “What would God want with a dead dog?”😔

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “We’re growing a strange crop of agnostics this year.” 

ANSWER:  Inherit The Wind! Spoken by E.K. Hornsbeck (Gene Kelly) to Henry Drummond (Spencer Tracy). A court drama based on the Scopes monkey trial, addressing every human’s right to ask “why”. Starring: Spencer Tracy, Gene Kelly, Frederic March, and Dick York. 

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Armani don’t make polyester.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Recorded by three hands,
I have no bounds.
People use me constantly,
My vastness astounds.
I’m used around the world,
Organized by ancient cultures.
Through me all things happen,
Children become geezers.

ANSWER: Time.  Time is always being used. Ancient cultures organized it into calendars and found important days, such as the summer and winter solstice.


Thursday’s Quizzler is………. 

g da wn

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