Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Friday, March 10, 2017.                         

open secret
Larger half
clearly confused
act naturally
alone together
Hell’s Angels
found missing
liquid gas
civil engineer
deafening silence
seriously funny
living dead
military intelligence
jumbo shrimp
Advanced BASIC
tragic comedy
unbiased opinion
virtual reality
definite maybe
original copies
pretty ugly
same difference
plastic glasses
almost exactly
constant variable
even odds
minor crisis
extinct life
genuine imitation
exact estimate
only choice
freezer burn
free love
working holiday
rolling stop
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES… “When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.” ― Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

“Hold fast to dreams,
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird,
That cannot fly.”
― Langston Hughes
“We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty.”
― Maya Angelou
“It is good to love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is well done.”
― Vincent Van Gogh

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. A head teacher is making his rounds of the school when he hears a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushes in and spots one boy, taller than the others, who seems to be making the most noise.

He seizes the lad, drags him to the hall, and tells him to wait there until he is excused. Returning to the classroom, the head teacher restores order and lectures the class for half an hour about the importance of good behaviour.
‘Now,’ he says, ‘are there any questions?’
One girl stands up timidly. ‘Please sir,’ she asks, ‘may we have our teacher back?’😌

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? 

“Armani don’t make polyester.”

ANSWER: Father Of The Bride! Spoken by Franck Eggelhofer (Martin Short) to George Banks (Steve Martin). The story of a frantic father-in-law to be who finds he is having trouble letting go of his soon-to-be-wed daughter. Starring: Steve Martin, Diane Keaton, Kimberly Williams, and Martin Short.

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  “The only people who make love all the time are liars.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
g da wn

ANSWER: Getting up before the crack of dawn. (4Stan😁) 


Friday’s Quizzler is………. The following are clues to words that start with “EX-“, but the clues do not refer to the words themselves. They refer to the two words formed when the word is split after the word “EX”.

For example, “Ships don’t dock there any more” would result in the word “EXPORT (EX PORT)”.
Can you get all five words?
1. They don’t publish the news any more.
2. Money that isn’t worth anything any more.
3. It’s not boring any more.
4. It’s not used to sleep in any more.
5. It’s no longer at the end of the line.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at 



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