WELCOME to Monday, March 20, 2017.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and surmising from his spelling errors that
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, “OK” and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
DAILY QUOTES… “Everyone’s OK, but over the weekend off the coast of Florida, a Carnival Cruise ship almost hit two jet skiers. Today, the captain of the ship apologized and said, ‘I’ll get them next time.'” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. A young man applied for a job at a new factory being built in a nearby town. He entered the main office, where the receptionist directed him down the hall to an office where he was to be interviewed by the Personnel Officer. After several minutes of describing and explaining all about the new factory, the Personnel Officer told the young man, “We need individuals who are totally responsible.”
‘The jail you planned for me is the one you’re gonna rot in.’
Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke.’
ANSWER: 1. Utah 2. Maine 3. Ohio 4. Hawaii 5. Indiana 6. Nevada 7. Montana
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
NOSE
your money
CHIN
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