Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Friday, March 24, 2017.                         

Mothers In History……
Michelangelo’s Mother: Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?
Paul Revere’s Mother: I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew.
Mona Lisa’s Mother: After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?
George Washington’s Mother: The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye.
Mary’s Mother: I’m not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.
Columbus’s Mother: I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written.
Napoleon’s Mother: All right, if you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.
Thomas Edison’s Mother: Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed.
Abraham Lincoln’s Mother: Again with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?
Albert Einstein’s Mother: But it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something…?
Jonah’s Mother: That’s a nice story. Now tell me where you’ve really been for the last forty years.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES… “Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph.  Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can be.” – Zig Ziglar

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.”– Herman Cain
“Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again.”– Richard Branson
“Success is simple. Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time.”– Arnold H. Glasgow
“Victory is sweetest when you’ve known defeat.”– Malcolm S. Forbes“Action is the foundational key to all success.”– Pablo Picasso
“The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother,
the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.” – Albert Ellis
“I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure which is: Try to please everybody.” – Herbert B. Swope

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede*. They gather around the Robin, the guide, who explains, ‘This is the spot where the Barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta.’

A fellow at the front of the group asks, ‘When did that happen?’
‘1215,’ answers Robin the guide.
The man looks at his watch and says, ‘Gee, hey everybody – we just missed it by a half hour.’

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???

‘I appreciate this whole seduction thing you have going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.’

ANSWER: Pretty Woman! Spoken by Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) to Edward Lewis (Richard Gere). 

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? 

‘If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age 50, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.’

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
In this teaser, I have given you a 9-letter word. Your job is to break up this word into 9 separate letters and place them on the dashes
to spell a 7-letter word, a 5-letter word, and a 3-letter word. You can use each letter only once.
_ N _ M _ R _
_ O _ O _
_ I _



Friday’s Quizzler is……….  
Shipwrecked we are, once a proud crew,
Evening finds us, stranded and few;
Victory was ours, but now has its cost,
Even so, we must count the lost.
Now we see, only several have survived,
To think our crew, at thirty arrived,
Everyone at rest, we must ask you,
Engage in the counting, how many are the few?
Now I have given the clue, it’s all up to you.

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