WELCOME to Thursday February 1, 2017.
Learn a new word each day…..
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney buh-lo’-nee: Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette burn’-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize bur’-gler-ize: What a crook sees with.
Control kon-trol’: A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse i-klips’: what an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper i’-drop-ur: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes hee’-rhos: what a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank left’ bangk’: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty mis’-tee: How golfers create divots.
Paradox par’-u-doks: two physicians.
Parasites par’-uh-sites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist farm’-uh-sist: a helper on the farm.
Polarize po’-lur-ize: what penguins see with.
Primate pri’-mat: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief ree-leef’: what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck rub’-er-nek: what you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress seem’-stres: describes 200 pounds in a size two.
Selfish sel’-fish: what the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued sub-dood’: a guy, that works on one of those submarines.
Sudafed sood’-a-fed: bringing litigation against a government official.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
“In Florida, a 7-year-old boy was arrested for punching his teacher.
A 7-year-old boy–or as they call that in Florida, a prodigy.” -Conan O’Brien
“I saw that 83-year-old Republican Sen. Orrin Hatch was at the Grammys
last night. Midway through, he turned to the person next to him and said,
‘This is the craziest State of the Union I’ve ever been to.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A matador in Spain is under investigation after a video surfaced of him
bullfighting while holding his 5-month-old baby girl in his arms. But to be fair,
it was Take Your Daughter to Work Day.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas were down to their last two dollars. The groom told the bride that he had a feeling that he could turn the two bucks into a fortune if he went down to the casino alone.
Once in the casino, he put one dollar each into two slot machines and won Jackpots on both totaling $10,000. He then played blackjack for an hour until he had $50,000 in chips. Next, he played poker and upped his winnings to $100,000.
He was about to cash in his chips when he got a hunch that his luck hadn’t run out. So he took all his money and placed it on Black at the roulette table, hoping to double his money. But the ball came up Red. He returned to his hotel room.
“How did you do?” asked the bride.
The groom shrugged and said, “I lost two dollars.” 😏
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“There’s no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure”?
ANSWER: The Rocky Horror Picture Show! Written by and starring the brilliant Richard O’Brien, this cult classic was released in 1975 and still has a huge following. Frank N. Furter uses this line on both Brad and Janet in the bedroom scenes where he seduces them.
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
“I only need to know one thing – where they are”?
TODAY’S MOVIE DIVA OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD GREAT SOLVING KIM! 🙏🙏🙏🙇🙅
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Fill in the answers to the clues by using all the syllables. The number to
be used is in parentheses.
AD AR ECH ISH IST MON O SUG TLE TUR TYP
1. Sweetener (2)
2. Keyboard user (2)
3. Sound reflection (2)
4. Tortoise’s kin (2)
5. Chide (3)
ANSWER: 1. Sugar (sug ar) 2. Typist (typ ist) 3. Echo (ech o) 4. Turtle (tur tle) 5. Admonish (Ad mon ish)
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
What expression is hidden here?
time+time you dough manipulation take take pets take take step step
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