If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Why doesn’t “onomatopoeia” sound like what it is?
Why do ‘tug’boats push their barges?
Why do we sing ‘Take me out to the ball game’, when we are already there?
Why are they called ‘stands’ when they’re made for sitting?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?
Does a fish get cramps after eating?
Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people,
has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
My friend keeps telling me, “Cheer up, man. It could be worse. You could be stuck
underground in a hole full of water.” And I know he means well, but…
I hope when I die it’s early in the morning, so I don’t go to work that day for no reason.
online business. A debate broke out about what to name the venture. “We have
to call it Imagination,” one passionate participant cried out.
Everyone thought the idea over for a minute, and then a voice of reason replied,
“Are you sure you want your business card to read ‘Imagination, Limited’?”😐😁
2: “Yeah, well sometimes nothin’ can be a real ____
2. Scurry & Dawdle
3. Danger & Safety
4. Clutch & Loosen
5. Uneasy & Serene
Both puzzles use the same code.
“DPKLSUQ SU D ORO-TYRTKLP RYMDOSEDPSRO.”
“‘S DQ’ SU YLTRYPLJWB PKL UKRYPLUP ULOPLOHL SO PKL LOMWSUK WDOMADML. HRAWJ SP FL PKDP ‘S JR’ SU PKL WROMLUP ULOPLOHL?”