Definitions..Men vs. Women..
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people,
Frankenstein logic. David Russell
Avoid fruit and nuts.
You are what you eat. Jim Davis
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, ‘have you got anything for wind?’
So he gave me a kite. Tommy Cooper
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them
is that he has taken to drink. Booth Tarkington
Why is American beer served cold?
So you can tell it from urine. David Moulton.
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward. John Maynard Keynes
No furniture so charming as books. Sydney Smith
From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho Marx
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. Kurt Vonnegut
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. HL Mencken
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion. Robertson Davies
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2: “Yeah, well sometimes nothin’ can be a real ____
ANSWER: Cool Hand Luke!
camp where he is sent. In this quote he is responding to another inmate, Dragline (George Kennedy), after Luke wins a
poker hand on a bluff. You should see this movie if you haven’t. You will recognize a quote
from it: “What we have here is failure to communicate”.
of _____________ is – you DO NOT talk about _____________.”
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Both puzzles use the same code.
Q=M
“DPKLSUQ SU D ORO-TYRTKLP RYMDOSEDPSRO.”
“‘S DQ’ SU YLTRYPLJWB PKL UKRYPLUP ULOPLOHL SO PKL LOMWSUK WDOMADML. HRAWJ SP FL PKDP ‘S JR’ SU PKL WROMLUP ULOPLOHL?”
ANSWER:
“‘I AM’ IS REPORTEDLY THE SHORTEST SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. COULD IT BE THAT ‘I DO’ IS THE LONGEST SENTENCE?”
KEY:
A=U
B=Y
D=A
E=Z
F=B
H=C
J=D
K=H
L=E
M=G
O=N
P=T
Q=M
R=O
S=I
T=P
U=S
W=L
Y=R
Z=K
task is to find the answer to the word on the left by choosing one letter from each of the letter groups to the right of each clue.
Example:
Statuette: fro evi gse rpu lor nai ngd rep
Answer:
Fgo evI Gse rpU loR naI Ngd rEp = FIGURINE
Glasses: ads hjp jje loc tpp art chr awl deg shj
Canteen: cfg ahj fgf rte ttu ioe pro ioi ear
Drink: awq ghu dfa fgh fnq
Main road: hcv dif ggh jkh lwl iay try
The World According to the Eucman! 