WELCOME to Wednesday February 28, 2018.
wing to their hospital. This was what they said:
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The Psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians stated they were labouring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
The Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body.”
The Paediatricians said, “Grow up!”
The Plastic Surgeon said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
The Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
he touched up the X-rays. – Joey Bishop
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, ‘Maybe life isn’t for everyone’. – Larry Brown.
She got her looks from her father: He’s a plastic surgeon. – Groucho Marx.
I’m not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx
The art of medicine is in amusing a patient while nature affects the cure. – Voltaire
A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her
like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy. – Joan Rivers
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold. – Jerry Vale
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. – Samuel Goldwyn
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? – Paul Merton
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Allan shouted across the garage, ‘Hey Doc can I ask you a question?’ The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to Allan. Allan straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, ‘So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix’em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I work for a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?’
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered in Allan’s ear, ‘Try doing it with the engine running.’😎
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“The Fugitive” (1993) starred Harrison Ford as Dr. Richard Kimble, a man falsely convicted of murdering his wife. The movie was based on a popular TV series from the 60’s. The particular quote was spoken by Deputy Marshall Samuel Gerard, played by Tommy Lee Jones, as he is organizing the manhunt for Kimble.
1: “I’m not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.”
2: “What are you?”
1: “I’m __________.”
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Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
1. To look for -> To perceive
2. Use the mind -> Slender, narrow
3. Enclosed army vehicle -> A colour; darkening of the skin
4. A colour -> Thin, pointed piece of metal
5. Tree covering -> Metal rod
6. Timber; board -> Design; a scheme developed in advance
7. Bare, plain; blunt -> Celestial night light
8. Descended in water -> Celestial night light with orbiting planets
ANSWER:
2. Think -> Thin
3. Tank -> Tan
4. Pink -> Pin
5. Bark -> Bar
6. Plank -> Plan
7. Stark -> Star
8. Sunk -> Sun
EXAMPLE: Towel, Rack. (You have the words Towel and Rack, but when put together it becomes “Towel rack”.)
Try to connect candy to washer.
Candy
B_ _
S _ _ _
D_ _ _
Washer
The World According to the Eucman! 