WELCOME to Tuesday March 13, 2018.
teacher should have already learned these basic techniques:
Escape from Dojo: The quick exit to avoid clean up and helping with the mats.
Sleeper Stance: Standing at the corner of the dojo pretending to be observing
the students as they sweat with exhaustion.
Sigh of Wisdom: Sudden, forceful exhalation when a beginning student unexpectedly
survives a dangerous body slam without injury.
Crossing Fingers: A hopeful posture used when uke has been choked unconscious.
Gift of Instruction: The act of taking credit whenever a student wins a tournament
or performs a technique correctly.
Seeing Without Seeing: The dazed look of amazement given to the student who
asks a stupid question.
Kuchi Waza (mouth technique): Using an hour of class time to answer the stupid
question while students sit on their knees in seiza.
Mugger’s Defense: Offering to lighten the student’s wallet to reduce the risk of confrontation.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
“In honor of International Women’s Day, McDonald’s is flipping its golden arches to resemble a W instead of an M. And we can’t even show you what they did over at Hooters.” -Seth Meyers
“Apple’s new futuristic headquarters, Apple Park in Cupertino, California, is having some problems. The building is filled with so much clear glass that employees have reportedly been walking into glass walls. I guess Apple shouldn’t have installed windows.” -James Corden 😁😎
——————————————————————————————————————
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
ANSWER: Changing Lanes!
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
alarms will go off, and large men with guns will appear.”
———————————————————————————————————–
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
The kids were playing on the WET SIGNS, Uncle Frank and Jack from next door were playing a game of HOSS HEROES, and it was time for the grill. The THICK TRIO was lighted, and the TOAST PIE had been dusted off. Kristen, their teenager, was stretched out on the EAGLE CUSHION and talking on her CLONE HELP as usual. The RUM LABEL offered some shade, and it was time for the announcement: “NO HBO CONCERT!” This followed by PRESCRIBE MAD HUB and a genial reminder: SHOCK TOE SKI!
ANSWER: The kids were playing on the SWING SET, Uncle Frank and Jack from next door were playing a game of HORSE SHOES, and it was time for the grill. The TIKI TORCH was lighted, and the PATIO SET had been dusted off. Kristen, their teenager, was stretched out on the CHAISE LONGUE and talking on her CELL PHONE as usual. The UMBRELLA offered some shade, and it was time for the announcement: “CORN ON THE COB!” This was followed by BARBECUED SHRIMP and a genial reminder: KISS THE COOK!
37, 10, 82
29, 11, 47
96, 15, 87
42, ?, 15
The World According to the Eucman! 