Welcome, to Thursday, January 7th! Oh the weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful and since we’ve got no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! Well it finally snowed in St. Louis and as usual the population stormed the stores, closed the schools and hyped up the news. So my question is always the same, ok you know that the snow is coming right? So why aren’t the trucks out cleaning the streets during the night? I just can’t understand the logic of waiting for it to snow before cleaning the streets, but that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have wonderful snow filled Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am history, Eucman!

Quotes of the Day

“You all have a nice holiday? How many still have their Christmas tree up? How many still have a rotting pumpkin on their porch?” –Jay Leno

“In China, an animal trainer taught his monkeys Kung fu, and then they attacked him using his best kung fu moves. Luckily, they were no match for the parrot he’d taught to fire a gun.” -Conan O’Brien

“In Taiwan, marine biologists have discovered a crab they say looks just like a strawberry. And by marine biologists, I mean two guys on mushrooms.” -Jimmy Fallon

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

Joke of the Day*

This is a fool proof Best Friend Test. If you don’t believe it, just try this-
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘I’ve got something to say; it’s better to burn out than to fade away.’ Answer: Highlander. The only good one in the series.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? ‘Never let it be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results!’
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Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features the names of various song titles that share a word in common and are written back-to-back.Which two British rock groups’ songs are joined in this back-to-back title: “Fat Bottomed Girls On Film” ? Answer: Queen and Duran Duran. Queen’s oddly-titled song, “Fat Bottomed Girls”, was released in October, 1978, and reached a peak position of 24 on the U.S. charts. Duran Duran’s catchy tune, “Girls On Film” was part of 1983’s album “Seven and the Ragged Tiger”.

Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features the names of various song titles that share a word in common and are written back-to-back. Combine a fun, funk anthem by The Commodores from 1977 with a song by The Animals from 1964, and what do you get?
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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..
There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word – from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
ANSWER: The base word is Startling starting – staring – string – sting – sing – sin – in – I

Thursday’s Quizzler is…
Shipwrecked we are, once a proud crew,
Evening finds us, stranded and few;
Victory was ours, but now has its cost,
Even so, we must count the lost.
Now we see, only several have survived,
To think our crew, at thirty arrived,
Everyone at rest, we must ask you,
Engage in the counting, how many are the few?
Now I have given the clue, it’s all up to you.

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