The World According to the Eucman!

FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 16th, 2026 Right Neighbourly…..Archie, a successful businessman becomes fed up with all the stress of big city life anddecides to chuck it all.… Read more “FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 15th, 2026 Milkman’s NotesSadly the milkman like the coalman and travelling butcher is dying out, so here are somepreserved these notes left for… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 10th, 2026 Heres The Story….. Actual dialogue of a former Word for Windows Customer Support employee.(Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator:… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 9th, 2026 PUNS…………King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the… Read more “TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 9th, 2026 Here’s The Story… Brian had asked Dave to help him out with cutting his rather large garden hedge after work,so Dave went straight… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 9th, 2026 Funny Proverbs – According to 6year oldsMary taught first grade. She had a class of twenty-five adorable 6-year-olds. One day Mary gave… Read more “FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 8th, 2026 Mirthful QuotesI’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. – Groucho Marx Never return to a doctor whose office plants have… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 7th, 2026 Shop Signs – Play on WordsOutside a dress shop, Hong Kong: LADIES HAVE FITS UPSTAIRS. Tailor shop, Rhodes: ORDER YOUR SUMMERS SUIT.… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 6th, 2026 Nearly ParaprosdokianismsA clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need… Read more “TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 5th, 2026 Ten Paraprosdokians…Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.To steal ideas from… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”