The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 5, 2022 Favorite Police Emergency Calls: Dispatcher: Nine-one-oneCaller: Hi, is this the police?Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?Caller: Well, I… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 2, 2022 Weekend Ponderings Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 1, 2022 Here’s The Story…..[Supposedly a true story, but who knows? Who keeps chloroform in the house?]A woman who got it into her… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 30, 2022 Here’s The Story…..I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our firstday of training, the instructor made an… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 29, 2022 Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in whichthe latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 28, 2022 Date ExcusesHopefully you’ve never had these used on you, but this is a list of excuses to use if someoneasks you… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 18, 2022 Here’s the Story…..Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it.The… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 17, 2022 Here’s the Story…..A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches andasks if he… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 16, 2022 Ben Franklin’s virtues Temperance: Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation Silence:    Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 15, 2022 Here’s The Story…..Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it’s a workday againand the weekend is… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”