WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 15th, 2026 Honest Brand Slogans Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by a corporation.” Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.” CliffsNotes:… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 14th, 2026 HERE’S THE STORY….. An American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat withjust one fisherman… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 14th, 2026 Marriage Definitions BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. BRIDE: A woman with a fine… Read more “TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 13th, 2026 Here’s The Story….A college student could not take his seminar final exam because of a funeral.“No problem,” the teacher told him. “Make… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 11th, 2026 Here’s The Story….Jim and Joe stop in front of a pastry shop and Jim says, “Let me show you how to get… Read more “FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 10th, 2026 Physics 101 Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 8th, 2026 Here’s The Story….. A lion was walking through the forest, asking who was the king of the jungle. The first thing he… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 7th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..A supposedly true story out of San Francisco (but who knows):A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of… Read more “TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 4th, 2026 Here’s The Story….. Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John,“How come you aren’t married?”John: “I haven’t found the right… Read more “FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 3rd, 2026 Here’s The Story…..The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up.At the store, however, I… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 