WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 13th, 2026 Misuse of EnglishA young man comes before a customs agent.A: “State your citizenship.”B: “American” (pronounced with a Spanish accent). A: “Hold… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 12th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..An American lawyer invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him in hismountain cabin. Early in the morning, the… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 11th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..A slow-witted man walked into a patent office. He walked up to the patent officer andsaid, “Hey, I’ve got… Read more “TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 10th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live.He went home… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 7th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..Three rich brothers each wanted to do something special for their elderly mother on Mother’s Day.The first brother bought… Read more “FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 6th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..Two factory workers are talking.The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”The man replies,… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 5th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman refuses to serve him… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 4th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.For the first experiment, they cut one of the… Read more “TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to MNDAY AUGUST 3rd, 2026 Here’s The Story…..A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.The bartender says “What can I get you?”Duck:… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 31th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..A man got a parrot which could already talk. It had belonged to a sailor and had a big… Read more “FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 