The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Tuesday March 31, 2020    Thinking out Loud….. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If most car accidents occur within five miles of… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 30, 2020     Old Age…. OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over OLD CRICKETERS… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 27, 2020    THAT’S NOT MY JOB!  This is a story about four people in quarantine at home named: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 26, 2020    QUARANTINE TEXTING, AND EMAIL RULES…  Hey, since we’re now living in the time of e-mail (and blogs and texts and Tweets) and… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 25, 2020    Bumper Stickers…. My karma ran over your dogma. I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!! A fool and his money are… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 24, 2020    ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN…….. ** It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy. ** Hold… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 23, 2020 You know your getting old when…. Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. You feel like the morning after,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”