The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 5, 2020 The Procrastinator’s creed.. 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 4, 2020 Here’s the Story….. A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 3, 2020 THINKING OUT LOUD……..   Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If most car accidents occur within five miles of home,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 31, 2020 Here’s the Story…..  A Jewish anthropologist, Benny Steinfeld, was working in the desert near Israel when he happened upon an odd-looking vase.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 28, 2020 Here’s the Story……  There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 24, 2020 Old Age…. OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over OLD CRICKETERS never… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”