The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 14, 2020  I’ve Learned…  I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you’d better know something. I’ve… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 13, 2020 YOU KNOW YOU’RE WAY TOO STRESSED IF…….. You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud. Trees… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 10, 2020 MISCELLANEOUS TERMS……..   ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle on both… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 9, 2020 Today we take a serious look at Miscellaneous terms…….. Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\:… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 8, 2020 Business one-liners 101……. When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers. When you starve with a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 7, 2020 Eleven Things a Guy Learned from Action Movies…… 1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 3, 2020 Marriage Quotes 101……. The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. ____________________________________ The husband who wants a happy marriage should… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 1, 2020 The Funny Side of Marriage……………. One woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”