The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 8, 2020 A teenager is: * A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. * A weight watcher… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 4, 2020 The Laws of Golf……….LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 3, 2020 TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD  1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 2020 Miscellaneous terms…….. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 1, 2020  Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 28 2020 THINKING OUT LOUD……….. Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 27 2020 English is very Strange….. Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 25 2020   Tips to improve your writing…. 1. Do not put statements in the negative form. 2. Verbs have to agree with their subjects.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”