The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 16, 2020 How all careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented. Drunks are distilled.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 13, 2020 Great truths about life that adults have learned. 1.Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. There is always a… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 12, 2020 Job Lingo………. What The New Job-Lingo Really Means ** JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY – We have no time to train you.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 11, 2020 Miscellaneous terms…….. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR:… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 10, 2020 Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 9, 2020 Real Court Excerpts… Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases hejust passes… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 6, 2020 Food Laffs….From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 Found on the seal of a bag of… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 5, 2020 Here’s the Story…Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently, it had been a pretty busy day, though,… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 4, 2020 The Procrastinator’s creed..1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 3, 2020 Bumper Stickers……Ambivalent? Well yes and no….Does your train of thought have a caboose?Is it time for your medication or mine?I thought I… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”