The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 7, 2021 Murphy’s Travel Laws…..No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 6, 2021 Thinking Out Loud….. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? When you open a bag of… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 5, 2021 Gender……… A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman willpay $1 for a $2 item that… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 4, 2021 An old occupation….What happens when people of different occupations get old. Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 24, 2020 Future Novelists……. Future Novelists… These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays Her face was a perfect oval,… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 23, 2020 Dictionary…….Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet.Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 22, 2020 Mixed Metaphors…………   English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 21, 2020 Here’s the story….For English Language Lovers. What is the difference between “Completed” and “Finished”? No dictionary has been able to define… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 18, 2020 Business one liners…… A good scapegoat is hard to find. A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years. A good… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 17, 2020 Here’s the story…..A New York retail clerk was suffering from aching feet. “It’s all those years of standing,” his doctor declared.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”