The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 1, 2021 A Man’s Rules…Please note that all rules are number “1”:1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 31, 2021 Deep Thoughts……I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.I am in shape. Round’s a shape…I’m desperately trying to… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 30, 2021 Punny Stories…..• A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 27, 2021 Warshing Clothes Recipe….Years ago an Alabama grandmother gave the new bride the following recipe:This is an exact copy as written and… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 26, 2021 SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:“We will heel youWe will save your soleWe will even dye for you.” Sign over a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 25, 2021 The Best and Worst Country & Western Song Titles….♠ I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You♠ I Liked You Better Before… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 24, 2021 Here’s The Story…..NEW YORK – A public school teacher was arrested today at John F Kennedy International Airport as he attemptedto… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 20, 2021 Here’s The Story…..With a man soon to celebrate his 50th wedding anniversary at the church’s marriage marathon, the ministerasked Pete to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 19, 2021 Here’s The Story…..An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly; the Loch Ness Monster attacked his boat. In one… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 18, 2021 My mother taught me…. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY!people, stay safe, and whatever you… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”