The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 8, 2023 Here’s The Story…..When I was around 4 years old, I was biting my nails pretty badly and my mothershowed me a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY MARCH 7, 2023 Mistakes on a resume….. These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require prescription drugs. “I… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY MARCH 6, 2023 Here’s The Story…..Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’taccommodate her with an “after-hours” appointment and since… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY MARCH 3, 2023 GRAVITY KILLSA 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessorystraps (the stretchy little ropes with hooks… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 2, 2023 Doesn’t It Annoy You When… …there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 1, 2023 Why ask why 02…… Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why are there interstate highways… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 28, 2023 Here’s The Story……A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.“I… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 27, 2023 Here’s The Story……Ben Shapiro, an intensely musical individual, was burdened with a brother-in-law who had thevirtue of being a successful businessman,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 24, 2023 Here’s The Story……A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway — why are you… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 23, 2023 Here’s The Story……While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitresshad dropped… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”