The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to THURSDAY MAY 12, 2022 Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latterpart of a sentence or phrase is surprising or… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 11, 2022 Here’s The Story…One day, while strolling down the boardwalk, John bumped into an old friend of his, Rob, from high school.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY MAY 10, 2022 World’s Best One Liners Escalators don’t break down… they just turn into stairs “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY MAY 9, 2022 Here’s The Story….“Brian, what’s wrong with you? You’ve been sitting at your desk looking depressed forthe last five minutes!” “Oh Dan,”… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 6, 2022 Things I’ve Learned from my Children If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY MAY 5, 2022 Here’s The Story…..Listen a job is a job; we all need to find a way to put bread on the table,… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 4, 2022 Here’s The Story…..As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY MAY 3, 2022 Here’s The Story…..A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch & wrote “this iz a… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY MAY 2, 2022 Here’s The Story…..Becky was 73 and just got her first computer. After her son spent over 2 hours teaching her how… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 29, 2022 Southern Grandparents’ Sayings That Deserve a Comeback Part 2. “It’s always darkest before the dawn.”Translation: Your situation looks the absolute worst… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”