WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 2th, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
In the week before Labor Day, Eli, a poor country farmer won $480,000 in the Lottery.
As a treat he took his wife and their four children to see the Labor Day parade in New York.
They booked into the Sheraton International at the corner of Park Circle and Central Park North.
Having never been further than their local town, Benton in Arkansas they were
bowled over by glitz and excitement of the “Big Apple”.
Eli and his son Clem were especially mesmerised by a shiny box with silver walls. They had
never before met with doors that could move apart, and then automatically come back together
again. Neither had seen an elevator [lift] before. Therefore, they were amazed when a little
old lady entered the shiny box and the door closed. The lights outside on the wall flashed for
a minute, then the doors opened and out came a beautiful young woman.
Eli turned to his son Clem and said, ‘Son, go get your mother.’ 😎
Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY’ people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
GUARANTED TO MAKE YOU LAFF!
Interesting Facts About Cows
Cows really do give more milk when they listen to music in the milking parlour. Ask your
government for a grant to study the effect of music on milk production. Then make your
fortune by inventing an iPod for cows so they can listen to music as they graze!
In the Indian language, the literal translation of the Sanskrit word for ‘War’ is, ‘we want more cows’
It would take a huge herd of around 2,500 cows to supply the 20,000 Wilson footballs that the
NFL needs for each season’s games. However, no cows die when the English soccer season kicks off.
The reason is that soccer footballs are made from synthetic materials.
Bamboozle the innumerate. Tell them that it takes 20 pints of milk to make one pint of butter.
Then ask them how many gallons of milk would it take to make a gallon of butter?
(Naturally, the answer is 20 gallons.)
FRIDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Which great director, master of the film epic, was responsible for bringing
‘The Ten Commandments’ to the big screen not once, but twice?
Answer: The correct answer was Cecil B. DeMille!
Demille’s original version of ‘The Ten Commandments’ was released in 1923. His final film was a massive project, the 1956 version of the same film, starring Charlton Heston as Moses and Yul Brynner as Rameses in an over-the-top acting battle for the ages. his 220-minute film also featured great performances by Anne Baxter, Edward G. Robinson, Yvonne De Carlo, and Vincent Price, among several others.
MONDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
What is the aptly named title of the 1956 film, starring Rock Hudson, Liz Taylor and James Dean, that follows the story of a wealthy Texas cattle rancher who develops a personal rivalry with his former ranch hand who becomes an oil tycoon?
FRIDAY’s Quizzler….
Alas, the War of the Worlds had begun! Although Lord Zyron, feared master of The Underworld, had no remorse regarding his pick, King Solimyr was not as confident. He knew his two army leaders would not stand a chance against the dreadful three monsters, and decided something needed to be done, to even the odds.
An old legend said that far, far away spread the Realm of God Baal. Millions of years ago, an earthquake shook the world, causing volcanoes to erupt. Hot, burning rivers of lava now divided the realm into 5 islands, each ruled by one of Baal’s most faithful servants. Each island was well guarded by magical, mythical creatures, protecting 5 powerful witches from unwanted visitors. These were the possessors of 5 precious, enchanted stones that King Solimyr desperately wanted to put his hands on.
Once his, King Solimyr would crash the 5 stones, and include the magical dust into melted iron. His best craftsmen would then make him two swords, of which powers the world had never seen before! To confirm the legend, griffins were sent on a quest in the far, far away realm. Can you find out more, by the bits of information the griffins returned with? Good luck!
Islands’ names: Necropolis, Rampart, Stronghold, Inferno, Conflux
Rulers’ names: Malekith, Dace, Krephlian, Rashka, Ufretin;
Witches’ names: Rissa, Ash, Sephinroth, Jenova, Shaki;
Precious stones: Ruby, Diamond, Topaz, Sapphire, Emerald;
Guardians: Medusa, Minotaur, Dragon, Manticore, Harpy;
- Rissa, a beautiful witch who lives in Conflux, received the diamond from her godmother. Although she was just a baby at the time, she never let go of the diamond as she believes it brings good fortune.
- Ash lives in the kingdom of one of the most avoided rulers, as if his name’s last two letters are removed, it transforms into the result of an ill-considered haste or boldness.
- While Jenova holds the topaz, the possessor of the emerald is well guarded by a minotaur.
- The harpy is known as an evil being, with the head of a woman and the body of a bird. Baal could not let such a hideous creature show its face in any other place than Inferno, where it was cursed to guard the ruby with the price of its life.
- Necropolis is ruled by the most feared of rulers, Malekith. His manticore is not guarding the sapphire.
- The medusa does not guard Jenova or Shaki, but the witch living in the kingdom ruled by the one whose name, if its first letter is changed with another, transforms into a word in the English language. Metaphorically, it can be defined as “the cage of the soul”.
- Two of the rulers are so selfish, they insisted that the precious stones sharing their name’s initials would be guarded on their islands.
- One of the rulers’ names has as many letters as the island he is ruling, where Sephinroth’s home can be found, but not as many as the stone his guardian protects.
Answer: Malekith is the ruler of Necropolis. Here lives Jenova, possessor of the topaz, well guarded by a manticore.
Ufretin is the ruler of Rampart. Here lives Sephinroth, possessor of the sapphire, well guarded by a dragon.
Krephlian is the ruler of Stronghold. Here lives Shaki, possessor of the emerald, well guarded by a minotaur.
Rashka is the ruler of Inferno. Here lives Ash, possessor of the ruby, well guarded by a harpy.
Dace is the ruler of Conflux. Here lives Rissa, possessor of the diamond, well guarded by a medusa.
You have done well in your quest, as King Solimyr now knows where and how to find the precious stones.
With the help of their magic, he has no doubt he will claim victory over the big battle!
MONday’s Quizzler is….
With a 7-minute hourglass and an 11-minute hourglass, can you explain the quickest way to time a boiling egg for 15 minutes?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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