WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 6th, 2026
HERE’S THE STORY…..
A chain of stores that sells husbands has just opened in a town near you. The idea is that a single
woman may visit the store an choose her husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch … You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose
to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So,
a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a spouse.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still,
she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 5,3018 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.🤣😂😎
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND’ people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
GUARANTED TO MAKE YOU LAFF!
Funny Plurals In the English Language…
Common Grammar Mistakes
We’ll begin with a box and the plural is boxes.
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.
The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may found a lone mouse or a whole set of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural wouldn’t be hose.
And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say Mother, we never say Methren,
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim,
So English, I fancy you will all agree,
Is the funniest language you ever did see.
THURSDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
“Beulah, peel me a grape”. Which hilarious and irrepressible actress makes this request of her maid in the 1933 movie, “I’m no Angel”?
Answer: The correct answer was Mae West!
The 1933 movie “I’m no Angel” was the third movie that the hilarious and very saucy Mae West made. She wrote the screenplay as well. With a young Cary Grant as her co-star, this film was made at a time before US censorship rules kicked in. Otherwise, it would no doubt, like much of Mae’s work, have felt the full force of this moral outrage.
In the film, Mae plays a singer and dancer at a side show where, at each performance, her pickpocket boyfriend works his trade in the audience. Eventually caught, and in order to hire a lawyer to defend him, Mae agrees to a loan shark’s condition that she take part in a lion taming routine.
The movie becomes more and more convoluted from this point, with Cary Grant, the cousin of a rich upper class man who has fallen for Mae, in trying to put a halt to the relationship, falls in love with Mae himself. Beulah (Gertrude Howard) plays Mae’s maid, after Mae has become wealthy from her lion-taming act.
FRIDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
Gene Kelly was very sick with a high fever during filming the number “Singin’ in the Rain” in the 1952 movie of the same name. What amusing fact about the suit that he wore occurred during the shooting of this number?
THURSDAY’s Quizzler….
Find an anagram for each word in Group A.
Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.
Group A
- Earth
- Rosin
- Taxer
- Lease
- Darin
- Sharp
- Gofer
Group B
A. Surplus
B. Golf clubs
C. Blacksmith’s furnace
D. Stringed instruments
E. Empty the sink
F. Valentine’s Day symbol
G. Painter’s stand
Answer: 1. Heart (F)
2. Irons (B)
3. Extra (A)
4. Easel (G)
5. Drain (E)
6. Harps (D)
7. Forge (C)
FRIday’s Quizzler is….
The Carsons had a party and invited the O’Neals, Larsens, Jeffersons, Martins, and Samsons. The five husbands were named Elmer, Jeff, David, Charles, and Sam. The wives were named Mary, Helen, Madalene, Jessica, and Marlene. From the clues given, determine not only the first and last name of each guest, but also the order in which they arrived at the party. Each couple arrived together as a couple.
1- When Mary arrived, her brother David was already there, talking with Elmer Samson and the O’Neals.
2- The Jeffersons arrived after the Larsens but before Jessica.
3- No person at the party has first and last names beginning with the same letter.
4- Neither Helen nor Mrs. Martin is married to David.
5- Jeff and Marlene arrived together after Elmer and before Mary, but none of these people arrived first.
6- Charles is not married to Jessica.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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