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MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 26th, 2026 Ten Descriptive Paraprosdokian Examples….Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.To… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 21st, 2026 Here’s The Story….Someone asked the other day, ‘What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?’‘We didn’t have fast… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 20th, 2026 Here’s The Story….An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, and Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-offforeign land, and the leader of the… Read more “TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 19th, 2026 Here’s The Story….An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 10th, 2026 Heres The Story….. Actual dialogue of a former Word for Windows Customer Support employee.(Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator:… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 9th, 2026 PUNS…………King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the… Read more “TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 9th, 2026 Here’s The Story… Brian had asked Dave to help him out with cutting his rather large garden hedge after work,so Dave went straight… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 5th, 2026 Ten Paraprosdokians…Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.To steal ideas from… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 1st, 2026 Top 11 Funny NamesHere are my Top Ten Funny, Silly, and Downright Inconsiderate Names,this selection makes me laugh: Carrie Oakey –… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 23rd, 2026 HERE’S THE STORY….There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce section of the local market.A man came in and asked… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”