WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 20th, 2026
Here’s The Story….
An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, and Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off
foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, ‘We’re going to line you up in front of a
firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.’
The Englishman responds, ‘I’d like to hear “God Save The Queen” just one more time to
remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.’
The Irishman replies, ‘I’d like to hear “Danny Boy” just one more time to remind me of
the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O’Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.’
The Welshman answers, ‘I’d like to hear “Men Of Harlech” just one more time to remind
me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.’
The Scotsman says quickly, ‘I’d like to be shot first.’ 😂😎
Have a great day or pretend to! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a WONDERFUL TUESDAY’ people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
GUARANTED TO MAKE YOU LAFF!
Here is the scene: The children were lined up in the
cafeteria of a Church elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note and put it on the apple tray…
‘Take only ONE. God is watching.’
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end
of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’ 😁
MONDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Perilous Situation!
Answer: 127 Hours!
“127 Hours” (2010) delivers the story of real life adventurer Aron Ralston, played by James Franco, who finds himself in desperate fight for survival after one of his arms becomes pinned by a boulder in one of the canyons of Utah. Franco delivers a stunning performance as Ralston, a man imprisoned both physically and psychologically by this giant rock. Alone, he battles hunger, thirst, despair and his own mind for 127 hours (five days) before coming to the realization that the only way he can escape his predicament is to amputate his own arm.
TUESDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
Perilous Situation!
MONDAY’s Quizzler….
Friends Phoebe and Zoe (both girls) are going on a camping trip with their guy friends Collin, Calvin, and Markus. Each person brought his or her own sleeping bag from home, each a different color (blue, red, orange, green, and yellow). When they arrive at their camping site they decide who is going to do what chore: one person is needed to start the fire; two people are needed to pitch the tents; and two people are needed to prepare the meal. After it gets dark the five friends try to out scare each other with frighteningly scary ghost stories. Each person told one story about either a vampire bat, Bigfoot, a monster, a ghost, or Captain Hook. Your job as an observer to their camping trip is to figure out which person brought which sleeping bag did what chore and told which story. Good luck and bring your own toilet paper!
The girls rode in their own car while the boys drove the truck with all the camping supplies in the back. The boys drove a lot faster than the girls and by the time the girls got to the campsite the tents were already up. Collin was frantically searching for the matches to light the fire but couldn’t find any.
“Leave it to the boys to forget the matches,” Phoebe whispered to Zoe, as Phoebe grabbed the lighter out of her pocket and quickly got it started.
Markus told the girls that he had put their red and yellow sleeping bags into their tent.
Collin’s stomach started growling and so he yelled out “What are we going to eat?? I’m starving!”
Calvin replied, “I’ve got it all under control. We’re having burgers that are already on the grill.”
After dinner the five sat around the campfire and listened to each other tell stories. Phoebe got so scared at Markus’ Captain Hook story that she hid her head under Collin’s blue sleeping bag. Phoebe didn’t believe her story to be just a legend she truly believed in Bigfoot and told her story with great pride. One of the guys with the orange sleeping bag loved scaring everyone with his tale of a monster that roamed the woods and preyed on unsuspecting campers. One of the meal makers told her horrible story of vampire bats while the fire starter fell asleep in their yellow sleeping bag. The owner of the green bag was so tired after having worked so hard at putting up the tents that he feel asleep as well, right in the middle of Collin’s ghost story. Despite all the scary stories the five campers all fell soundly asleep from all their hard work and fun of the day.
Answer: Phoebe–yellow–start fire–Bigfoot
Collin–Blue–pitch tent–ghost
Zoe–red–make meal–vampire bats
Calvin–orange–make meal–monster
Markus–green–pitch tent–Captain Hook
TUESday’s Quizzler is….
Four Tae Kwon Do students, each with a different belt rank and a different instructor, won medals
in four different events at a recent tournament. Using the clues below, can you figure out the
correct instructor, belt rank and event for each student?
Students: John, David, Janet, Katie
Instructors: Master Smith, Mr. Brown, Ms. Campbell, Mr. Long
Student ranks: Black belt, blue belt, yellow belt, white belt
Events: Patterns, Sparring, Breaking, Hosin-Sul
Clues:
- David’s instructor is not female.
- Neither John nor Katie is a black belt.
- The white belt won her Breaking division.
- Mr. Brown’s student is a black belt.
- The Master instructor teaches the blue belt.
- Ms. Campbell’s student won Sparring.
- Janet has never competed in Hosin-Sul.
- Either David or John won the Sparring division.
- The yellow belt’s name begins with J.
- Janet is a student of Mr. Brown.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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