WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 18th, 2026 HERE’S THE STORY….In order to make the world a better place, the following rules will take immediate effect across the planet. 7a.… Read more “FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 15th, 2026 Honest Brand Slogans Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by a corporation.” Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.” CliffsNotes:… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 11th, 2026 Here’s The Story….Jim and Joe stop in front of a pastry shop and Jim says, “Let me show you how to get… Read more “FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 3rd, 2026 Here’s The Story…..The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up.At the store, however, I… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 2nd, 2026 A FEW SIMPLE RULES FOR HAPPY LIVING: Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someoneelse to hold the vegetables while… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 24th, 2026 The difference between ‘Men’ and ‘Guys’ Men: know what they want to be doing five years down the road.Guys: are not… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 20th, 2026 Conflicting Proverbs Actions speak louder than words.The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap.He who hesitates is lost.… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 14th, 2026 Here’s The Story….. A man goes out of prison after twenty years. He decides to go back to theneighbourhood where he lived.… Read more “FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 13th, 2026 Misuse of EnglishA young man comes before a customs agent.A: “State your citizenship.”B: “American” (pronounced with a Spanish accent). A: “Hold… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 12th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..An American lawyer invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him in hismountain cabin. Early in the morning, the… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 