WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 1st, 2026
Top 11 Funny Names
Here are my Top Ten Funny, Silly, and Downright Inconsiderate Names,
this selection makes me laugh:
Carrie Oakey – karaoke
Terry Bill – Will’s friend from Portchester, England
Barb Dwyer – barbed wire
Stan Still – stand still as in an Army Sergeant-Major: ‘Stand still you ‘orrible little man.’
Annette Kirton – a net curtain
Theresa Green or Brown
Justin Case
Norman Knight – a friend of Will and Guy’s.
Rick O’Shea – as in “ricochet” of a bullet
Seymour Legg – see more leg……………….
Ray Gunn came very close to inclusion in this top ten – just Jo King.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two guys, one old, and one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that” I’m looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The young guy says, “That’s OK, it’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too…
I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”
The old guy says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her… what does she look like?”
The young guy says, “Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom …
wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?’ To which the old guy says,
“Doesn’t matter, — let’s look for yours.” 😎
WEDNESDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 1998 Coen Brothers cult comedy follows “The Dude” as he becomes embroiled
in a kidnapping plot after a case of mistaken identity?
Answer: The Big Lebowski
1998’s “The Big Lebowski” was written and directed by the Coen Brothers and stars Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey Lebowski, better known as The Dude, His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino (“if you’re not into the whole brevity thing”). He’s a laid-back Los Angeles slacker whose life revolves around bowling, White Russians, and his rug that really ties the room together. When he is mistaken for a wealthy man with the same name, The Dude is dragged into a strange scenario involving a missing trophy wife, dubious ransom money, and an increasingly bizarre cast of characters. John Goodman shines as Walter Sobchak, who can definitely get you a toe.
THURSDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
What supernatural thriller released in 1999 is about a young boy who claims he can see dead people and the psychologist trying to help him?
WEDNESDAY’s Quizzler….
A magazine competition invited people to come up with “invented” inventions of the cyber-age.
For example, a solar powered clothes drier (a rope) and a hand-held word processor (a pencil). Can you guess what this is?
It’s a graphic media emulator. High-resolution, thin-screen monitor that produces near-perfect emulations of all graphical media. Used as cosmetic analyzer.
What is it?
Answer: A mirror!
THURSday’s Quizzler is….
What word does not belong to the group below? Why?
Earth
CD’s
Clock
Venus
DVD’s
Watch
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