WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 5th, 2026 Ten Paraprosdokians…Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.To steal ideas from… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 1st, 2026 Top 11 Funny NamesHere are my Top Ten Funny, Silly, and Downright Inconsiderate Names,this selection makes me laugh: Carrie Oakey –… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 23rd, 2026 HERE’S THE STORY….There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce section of the local market.A man came in and asked… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 15th, 2026 Honest Brand Slogans Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by a corporation.” Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.” CliffsNotes:… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 26th, 2026 Here’s The Story….There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at everystoplight the trucker would get out… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 19th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..As you know, Neanderthal man may have interbred with modern man.His descendants are with us even today, passing for… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 7th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..Three rich brothers each wanted to do something special for their elderly mother on Mother’s Day.The first brother bought… Read more “FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to MNDAY AUGUST 3rd, 2026 Here’s The Story…..A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.The bartender says “What can I get you?”Duck:… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 27th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner — Mother Potato and her three daughters.Midway through the meal,… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 6th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..An elderly guest phones the hotel reception to complain that he is trapped in his room.“I can’t get out,”… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”