WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 26th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every
stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the
trailer door. After seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist
followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.

When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out
and started banging on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him and said,
“I don’t mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?”

To which the trucker replied, “Sorry, can’t talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries
and a 10 ton limit, so I have to keep half of them flying at all times.” 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEDNESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
 Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
 A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she
briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
“Good grief, did you see that?” she asks her husband. He hadn’t, so she asks him
to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two
little eyes looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,
and demands an explanation.
“Please sir,” says the waiter, “what did you order?”
The husband replies, “Chicken Surprise.”
“Ah! So sorry,” says the waiter, “I bring you Peeking Duck.” 

TUESDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!    
I once was married to Kate. Who played me?

Answer:   The correct answer was John Cusack!
Cusack, born on June 28th, 1966 in Evanston, Illinois, portrayed Jackson Curtis. Jackson worked as a science fiction novelist as well as a part time limo driver while he shared custody of his two kids with Kate. One day, he took his two children for a camping trip at Yellowstone National Park where they encountered a man who claimed to have a map of a federally funded ark project. Jackson learned the ark project would house many people in the event of an apocalyptic disaster.   Then they went back home in California, Jackson and the kids noticed the city of Los Angeles being ravaged by disaster so they got Gordon and Kate to escape the destroyed city.

While Jack, Gordon, Kate, Lilly and Noah were on the plane, Jack realized they would need a bigger airplane in order to get to the ark project. Cusack was seen in the films “Runaway Jury”, “Must Love Dogs” and “Con Air”.

WEDNESDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!  
I told Jack not to worry about California being destroyed since the Governor said everything was fine. Who played me?

TUESDAY’s Quizzler….
Golden treasures I contain,
Guarded by hundreds and thousands.
Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks,
Yet men come often to seize my gold.
By smoke I am overcome and robbed,
Then left to build my treasure anew.
What am I?
Answer:   A beehive.    

Wednesday’s  Quizzler is….
Yeah, they keep me locked up, but I guess I’m thankful, in short.
I hand out the beatings, while my neighbors import and export.
We make a good team, especially me as the muscle,
But with two dozen guards, I’m glad we never tussle.
But really, I got a lotta my own connections,
Imports, exports, with thousands collectin’.
But between us, there’s really no competition,
I call it harmonizin’ cause we’re on the same mission.
No one is unnecessary, or, you know, too small,
The guy upstairs is the boss of it all.
He’s also incarcerated, but for his good I bet it is,
Business is good, so long as we get the messages.

Question:

Who’s doing the talking, and who are the other players in this riddle? (there are a total of 28, minus the narrator’s connections)

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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