WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 27th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
One day Ole and Sven were paging through the Sears Catalog
and admiring all the beautiful models.

Ole said to Sven, “Haf you seen da perdy girls in dis catalog?”

Sven replied, “Ya. Dey sure are bootiful, an yust look at da prices!”

Ole looked wide eyed and said, “Yumpin’ yimminy. Dey ain’t very expensive.
At dees prices I’m buyin’ me vun.”

Sven smiled, patted Ole on the back and said, “by golly Ole, if she’s as
perdy as she looks in da catalog, I vill get vun too.”

A couple weeks later Sven came by and asked Ole, “did ja ever git dat
girl you ordered from da Sears Catalog?”
Ole replied, “no, but it von’t be long now, her clothes came yesterday!” 😯🙂😂

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
 Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My eight-year-old grandson Jonathan was waiting in line at an ice cream stand
and hanging on to the hand of his three-year-old cousin Mark,
who kept yelling impatiently, “I want vanilla!”

The stand was out of vanilla, but the older boy handled the situation with all the
skill of a child psychologist. He bought two strawberry cones and handed
one to his cousin, saying, “Here you are – pink vanilla!” 😯

WEDNESDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!    
I told Jack not to worry about California being destroyed since the Governor said everything was fine. Who played me?

Answer: The correct answer was Amanda Peet!
Peet, born in 1972 in New York City, played Kate Curtis. Kate was at home one day with Gordon and the kids when she received an urgent call from Jack. He urged Kate to pack her things up as he would be at her home in a few minutes and this puzzled Kate.

She told Jack it was Saturday, which meant Noah had music lessons and Lilly had karate. He told her he rented a plane so they could get out of California before it got destroyed so Kate informed him the governor claimed all would be alright but Jack urged her not to listen to him since he was an actor and likely read from a script. Kate did not want to listen to this anymore so she hung up the phone. Kate soon realized Jack was right to warn her as the state began to suffer from a severe earthquake, culminating in its permanent collapse into the Pacific Ocean. Peet guest starred on the TV series “Partners”, “Seinfeld” and “Spin City”.
  
THURSDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!  
I worked as a geologist and advised the President on a cataclysmic event. Who played me?

WEDNESDAY’s Quizzler….
Yeah, they keep me locked up, but I guess I’m thankful, in short.
I hand out the beatings, while my neighbors import and export.
We make a good team, especially me as the muscle,
But with two dozen guards, I’m glad we never tussle.
But really, I got a lotta my own connections,
Imports, exports, with thousands collectin’.
But between us, there’s really no competition,
I call it harmonizin’ cause we’re on the same mission.
No one is unnecessary, or, you know, too small,
The guy upstairs is the boss of it all.
He’s also incarcerated, but for his good I bet it is,
Business is good, so long as we get the messages.

Question: Who’s doing the talking, and who are the other players in this riddle?
(there are a total of 28, minus the narrator’s connections)

Answer:   The parentheses are used to number the parts mentioned.
The HEART (1) is the one doing the talking. He is thankful to be “locked up” or guarded by the “two dozen guards,” the (24) ribs that normal humans have in 2 pairs. The ribs protect, and guard both the heart and the LUNGS. The LUNGS are the ‘neighbors’ (2) that have the job of “Importing” and “Exporting” Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide. The heart is- literally speaking- the muscle, and ‘hands out the beatings’ (heart beats). Of course, the heart itself has many “connections” or veins, arteries, and capillaries that “import” and “export” that valuable fluid we call blood. None of these members’ job is unnecessary, or small, and they never compete with each other because they have the one mission of keeping a person alive. And, last but not least, the “guy upstairs” who is “the boss of it all” is ‘incarcerated’ by-yes-the skull. He is none other than the BRAIN (1), which sends electrical messages to all the other members via nerves, which tell them what to do. Business is good so long as these messages are sent. If they aren’t, nothing is moving, and….well, then you’re DEAD. (28)    

Thursday’s  Quizzler is….
Can you decipher this phrase?

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LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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