WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 28th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up
a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? Death. What’s that…a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.

(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake
up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.

(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when
you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

(3) You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink
alcohol, you party, play golf, you’re generally promiscuous (hey, you’ve only got a
few years left, what’s the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.

(4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no 
responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;

(5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries l
ike central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday!  

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
 Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My wife and I were going through a rough patch financially, but we kept ourselves
sane by repeating, “As long as we have each other, we don’t need anything else.”
But when the television in our bedroom broke and we couldn’t afford to repair
or replace it, my wife lost it.
“That’s just great!” she shouted. “Now there’s no entertainment in our bedroom at all!” 😯

THURSDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!    
I worked as a geologist and advised the President on a cataclysmic event. Who played me?

Answer:  The correct answer was Chiwetel Ejiofor! 
Ejiofor, born on July 10th, 1974 in London, England, landed the role of Dr. Adrian Helmsley. Adrian worked as a geologist and served as a science advisor to the President when he informed him the Earth’s crust’s temperature would increase, therefore setting off multiple natural disasters.

He gathered this data about the Earth’s crust while working with a scientist in India where both of them could not believe what they were seeing. Adrian was seen boarding Air Force One with Laura Wilson, the President’s daughter, and Carl Anheuser, the President’s Chief of Staff, heading for China to take shelter at the arks there. Adrian heard from a colleague that an earthquake which struck Southern California registered at a 10.9 on the Richter Scale. Ejiofor portrayed characters in the movies “Salt”, “American Gangster” and “Inside Man”.

 
FRIDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!  
I was an art expert. Who played me?

THURSDAY’s Quizzler….
 Can you decipher this phrase?

T _ _ E

Answer:  I’m out of time. I M are out of T I M E.
The hint refers to what the white rabbit said in Alice in Wonderland.     

FRIday’s  Quizzler is….
Below are incomplete words. Place two letters in each bracket so that you can complete the
word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.

Perfu (–) rge
Barb (–) itor
Again (–) ain
Sta (–) sture
Giraf (–) deral
Featu (–) medy

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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