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MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 5th, 2026 Ten Paraprosdokians…Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.To steal ideas from… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 30th, 2026 Funny Proverbs and Wise SayingsFools rush in where fools have been before.It’s called “take home” pay because you can’t afford to… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 28th, 2026 Here’s The Story….The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes upa… Read more “FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 20th, 2026 Conflicting Proverbs Actions speak louder than words.The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap.He who hesitates is lost.… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 5th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman refuses to serve him… Read more “WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 14th, 2026 Here’s The Story….A man who lived in a block of apartments, thought it was raining, and put his headout the window… Read more “TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 7th, 2026 Funny Long Jokes for Big LaughsA guy installs a smart fridge. Now the fridge sends messages asking why it keeps getting… Read more “TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 6th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..An elderly guest phones the hotel reception to complain that he is trapped in his room.“I can’t get out,”… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 3rd, 2026 Here’s The Story…..It is a little known fact that before he became a famous movie star Yul Brynner had a ob in… Read more “FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JUNE 23th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Europe; as it happens, in Transylvania.They’re driving a rental… Read more “TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”