WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 5th, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman refuses to serve him saying rudely,
“Sorry but we don’t serve the likes of you. Get out!”
The piece of string leaves the bar feeling glum, he walks down the road and then he sees two girls who
he asks for help. “Please,” he says to one of the girls, “would you tie a knot in me?” This she does.
“Please,” the piece of string says to the other girl, “would you mind taking your comb and fluffing
out the ends of my string?” So the girl obliges.
“Thank you” says the string and he turns around, goes back into the bar and immediately orders a drink again.
The barman looks at him quizzically and says, “aren’t you the piece of string that was in here a moment ago?”
“No” came the answer, “I’m a frayed knot.” 😯🙂😂
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Classic Jokes That Never Fail
“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today,” said the boy.
“Why not, son?”
“Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week
and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three
days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day.”
“But why don’t you want to go today?”
“Because our English teacher died yesterday!” 😯
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
The Band’s first gig is at Bob’s Country Bunker. Their usual style of music nearly causes a riot.
What theme from a sixties western TV series do they play that pleases their audience?
Answer: The correct answer was Rawhide!
“Rawhide”, about the big cattle drives of the 1800s, was broadcast in the US from 1959 to 1966 and
was the third longest running western on TV. Clint Eastwood began his acting career in
“Rawhide” playing the ramrod, Rowdy Yates.
Wednesdays July Movie Trivia of the day!
The Band needs new instruments. Who is the famous blind pianist and singer
who plays the part of the owner of the music shop?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Chris is a movie nut. There are 5 movie theaters in town. They are on 1st St., 2nd St., 3rd St., 4th St., and 5th St.. Chris went to a different theater each night for a week and saw a different movie. The films starred Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Ashley Judd, Drew Barrymore, and Sharon Stone. The films were a drama, comedy, western, thriller, or mystery. From the clues given, determine the star, the theater, the genre, and the night on which Chris saw each film.
- He did not see the western first, but he saw it before the Drew Barrymore film, which he saw before the movie on 5th St.
- Neither Julia Roberts nor Ashley Judd played in the comedy, but one of them was in the film at 1st St.
- He saw the Ashley Judd film before the mystery, but after the drama.
- The films at 3rd St. and 4th St. were not the Angelina Jolie movie or the Sharon Stone western.
- The mystery starred Angelina Jolie.
- He saw the comedy before the thriller but after the film at 3rd St.
Answer: Monday- Julia Roberts, Drama at 3rd St.
Tuesday- Sharon Stone, Western at 2nd St.
Wednesday- Drew Barrymore, Comedy at 4th St.
Thursday- Ashley Judd, Thriller at 1st St.
Friday- Angelina Jolie, Mystery at 5th St.
WEDNESDAY’s Quizzler….
Can you figure out what A.A. Milne was referring to in this verse
from his “When We Were Very Young” book?
She wore her yellow sun-bonnet,
She wore her greenest gown;
She turned to the south wind
And curtsied up and down.
She turned to the sunlight
And shook her yellow head,
And whispered to her neighbour:
“Winter is dead.”
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